just realised Still Into You is a kyric song to me purely motivated by spite at rachel saying they wouldn't last
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just realised Still Into You is a kyric song to me purely motivated by spite at rachel saying they wouldn't last
I love your "they ring the same bells for weddings and funerals" tag bc I work as a bell-ringer at one of the few churches in my city where you still have to ring the bell manually. and we do ring the same bell whether it's a wedding or a funeral! but ☝️ we also ring it if the local sports team wins at sports (the secret third thing that is neither a wedding nor a funeral)
the three universal human experiences: love, death, and sports
what do you mean this isn’t what happened
genuinely feels like this sums up so many online interactions
(for the record, madeline is a dual citizen who has lived a lot of time in both the US and the UK, she speaks knowledgeably)
also an important addition from the replies
I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.
This is one my favourite things the internet has ever made.
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This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.
This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?
And it's gonna getcha
SOMEONE JUST DROPPED A FULL EPISODE LENGTH ADAPTATION OF IDW WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Get him again
Heya! This blog is so cool! Do you think you could do a rec list for fics/ficlets posted on tumblr? I love ao3 but sometimes I prefer to read here
Yes, I’ll do my best at searching and adding them. Suggestions are MORE than welcomed!!
Tumblr Ficlets
🏒 Hollanov Sex Toy Shopping | @mymansmoon
shane and ilya lying at opposite ends of their living room couch. shane has his glasses on and is doing some work on his laptop. ilya, unbeknownst to shane, is browsing sex toy shops on his phone.
🏒 Boston Year Fluff | @mymansmoon
it's the year following s1. ilya is still in boston and shane is in montreal. they've just played a game against each other in boston and shane is staying over at ilya's house.
🏒 Crime/Mafia AU | @delsicle
A summer night in Manitoba. Shane fighting sleep from the driver’s seat of his patrol car, four hours left on his shift. Nights like this are dangerous because they allow his mind to wander back to a time when he wasn’t always a small-town cop, writing parking tickets and getting the short end of the stick with his patrol times. In another lifetime he was one of the youngest members of the RCMP, back before the lifetime blacklist and demotion down to the lowest possible rung of police work with no hope of ever rising up again.
🏒 Irina Rozanov's Story | @manhasetardis
Irina is a smart and curious child with big dreams. She gets into figure skating. She’s good, she wants to be the best. In her late teens she gets a boyfriend. He’s good at first, sweet, but soon starts getting jealous and controlling
🏒 Shane Moves Out of Montreal | @lavenderprose
So Ilya is helping Shane pack up his house in Montreal that summer, that fucking whirlwind summer after they are outed and after their lives end and restart like a fucking heart attack victim being resuscitated and after Ilya finds himself standing in his own backyard and realizing he has a family again, has a husband and parents and brothers.
🏒 Soft Hollanov | @bugslibraryy
here’s something warm and horny and sweet for ya
🏒 Morning Sex | @mymansmoon
sleepy cuddly morning sex + quiet dirty talk
🏒 Ilya's Birthday | @gloryhollanovjah
Ilya wakes up alone on his birthday.
🏒 Horny, Freaky Hollanov | @schittyfic
“Fuck, I need you inside me, like, yesterday.”
🏒 First Year Boyfriends | @tizniz
Shane’s nervous. Which is stupid and ridiculous. But this is the first year where they’re not just fuck buddies and they get to be together and real with each other. And most importantly: it’s Ilya’s birthday.
🏒 Cliff Bisexual Moment | @marmelade-sky
going off of that one post you made, would you write something about cliff trying out guys/gay sex (and telling ilya about it)? I love the idea that he's a little bisexual
🏒 Separated Room Assignments | @hollanovbiter
One road trip, the Centaurs are looking over their room assignments for the night, and notice that Shane and Ilya have been separated. Usually, their captain and assistant captain are always bunked together, for obvious reasons, but tonight they’re both assigned other roommates.
🏒 Suck Him Off Sunday | @hutsonwoolyums
The problem, Ilya realizes, is the tuxedo. It’s all sharp lines and tight angles that hug Shane’s body just right. And Shane’s been working hard in the pre-season. He’s packed on weight and muscle, and he’s rested and happy, glowing actually, at the praise he’s receiving for his speech at tonight's Irina Foundation Gala. And Ilya, well, Ilya is in trouble. He’s been in trouble for hours, since the moment Shane walked into their bathroom to ask for Ilya’s help with his cufflinks, and Ilya nearly swallowed his tongue.
🏒 Slow Dancing | @bugslibraryy
Surely, a song had never made him feel like his heart was pushing up out through his ribs, wetting his eyes.
🏒 Grandparent Hollanov | @grimsonandclover
“Grandpa!” A chorus of voices from below chest-level cried out from the living room, hurling themselves against his legs as short arms wrapped around his waist and legs. He couldn’t help but laugh, even if the room spun with the impact. “Alright, alright, hello. Gentle on grandpa’s knees, please.”
🏒 Baby Shane Hockey Video | @quillquiver
Ilya almost dies as the grainy screen resolves itself into an MC and a tiny Shane, dressed in his hockey gear. His helmet is crooked on his head, his stick tap tap tapping against it as he stares at the interviewer, determined. His cheeks are big and round and pink from the cold of the ice, and though Ilya cannot make out his freckles, he knows from pictures that they’re there. The MC crouches down and a packed Bell Center is visible behind them.
🏒 Ilya Caves To Shane | @my-castles-crumbling
“Can you ask Roz to end practice like…ten minutes early today? I’ve got a date with Cassie later and she’ll kill me if I’m late again,” he asked, wincing a little at some past memory.
🏒 Montreal Jane | @mybloodstream-caffeine
"We all know who Rozanov's best lay is." Like they'd rehearsed it, the Boston Raider's all cry out in lilting sing-song unison: "Montreal Jane!"
🏒 Shane Is Arthur's Dad (Threesome) | @rileetheriddler
She'd started to become suspicious the minute the exhaustion of labor and bringing home a new baby had started to abate. Arthur's thick head of black hair was completely at odds with her brunette and with Hayden's blonde, but matched perfectly with a certain other man. Another man with whom she and Hayden had celebrated a wild night after winning the Stanley Cup in 2015.
🏒 Ilya & Yuna Bonding | @agent-odessa-over
After lunch they are seated in the den, fondly flipping through old photograph albums, when Ilya spies one that makes him lean over and squint.
🏒 Photo Albums | @lavenderprose
Ilya finds an odd picture of Shane in a photo album at one point. He's maybe three, he's sitting on the massive purple sofa that Ilya has discovered the Hollanders owned when Shane was born. He's frowning, red-cheeked and he's got a strange plastic case on his thumb.
🏒 Shane Snaps At Hayden | @ilya-sweetheart
“I know you were just, you always just. No matter how many times I tell you to drop it, to stop setting me up with Jackie’s friends, to stop asking when I’m having kids, you just can’t stop.” Shane closed his eyes and leaned his forehead against the cool locker door. He forced himself to breathe in and out. Focus.
🏒 Ilya Remembering His Mama | @gaemerprince
Ilya's day off from playing hockey. A day in his life and some of his thoughts.
🏒 Open Relationship AU | @perlukafarinn
AU where Ilya seduces Shane away from an asshole boyfriend and I really want one where the boyfriend suggests opening the relationship and that's how Shane and Ilya first start fucking
🏒 Shane's Oral Fixation | @watermelontuesdays
Ilya first notices it because he's simping. Shane's standing in the kitchen, the afternoon sun hitting him just right, head tilted back and just chugging down a glass of cold water like he's dying of thirst. Ilya is stupid with want. His eyes trail over Shane's pink lips, the drop of water that runs down to his chin, and the smooth movement of his throat as he gulps, gulps, gulps...There should be one more gulp.
🏒 Shane Crying During Sex | @bugslibraryy
“Fuck Hollander, like cock so much it makes you cry huh? So pretty, needy boy” Ilya cooes over him and Shane is falling apart he’s cutting off into galaxys, he’s a heartbeat and nothing else. He’s whatever Ilya does to him. Shane is nodding, still, trying to tell Ilya he’s. Yes it’s good he’s I like it so much yes I’m needy.
🏒 Domestic Hollanov Caught on Video | @sumthinboutapickle
Ok so you guys know abt that trend on tik tok where one person is secretly videoing their parter being all sweet because they think they’re in private?? I got a little something.
🏒 Ilya Cockwarms Shane | @hutsonwoolyums
It starts, like many things do, because Ilya is curious. Even after all these years, there are still things about Shane that make Ilya curious. It's just that he's seen how it affects Shane, being on his knees for Ilya, just holding Ilya’s cock in his mouth. His shoulders unclench and his face relaxes and he goes still, and any other time Ilya’s cock is out, Shane is never still. And so Ilya is curious. Where does Shane’s mind go when he floats away like that? What does it feel like? Ilya wants to know.
🏒 Post Sex Cuddle | @bugslibraryy
Shane and Ilya laying in bed post fuck, Shane sprawled on his back still, Ilya between his legs, Shane’s thighs loosely pressed to Ilya’s sides, Ilya is still inside Shane, he’ll stay like that till he too soft for his cock to stay there, because Shane loves it, feeling full till the last moment and Ilya does too, loves how Shane whines if he even feels like Ilya is going to pull out.
🏒 @myshangel Masterlist
🏒 @delsicle Masterlist
🏒 @bugslibraryy Masterlist
🏒 @mymansmoon Masterlist
There's too many for me to add on my own LOL, here is the search for it -> Hollanov Ficlet Tag
If you are a tumblr writer that wants to be featured on this post or you know someone who you want to recommend, feel free to comment or send me a message (: Having the direct links to pages where the ficlets are available would be the best option!
Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.
Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.
Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.
For it to be a crack ship, at the very least the characters need to have not only never met in canon, but to have never had a reason to.
Ideally, they shouldn't even be from the same media.
To truly master the art of the crack ship, the basis of their compatibility must be built from the most minor, obscure, and/or questionably intended details of each character's identity.
Vegeta wore a pink shirt in the Trunks saga? He's with Barbie now. Ken left her for the Riddler. No I will not elaborate.
I love how many ships people mention on this post as examples of truly unhinged crack ships, where I end up nodding and going, "... actually, I'm intrigued by this, go on." :D
(I don't know enough about Dragonball to fully picture the Vegeta-Barbie dynamic but the aesthetic would be impeccable and what I do know about Vegeta is sending me. :D And Ken x Riddler? Oh, my god, I'm genuinely enchanted by the idea of Eddie with someone who not only can't solve his riddles, but does not grasp what riddles are. Mr. Twelve Layers of Meaning with Mr. "My Job Is Beach". People who dismiss Eddie or try to front that they're smarter than him trigger his rage, but Ken gets that adorably furrowed brow and Eddie quickly switches the gun he's holding to the other hand so he can pet Ken and coo, "It's okay, baby, don't worry your head about it." I see the vision.)
My take on Eridian reproduction from my Scientific Method fic. Feel free to use in your own fanworks; credit is appreciated but not necessary <3 please cred if you repost the diagram though
Edit you can buy this as a print now if you want
Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already
It’s a few years into their relationship when Ilya realizes that his left arm is ever so slightly stronger than his right
It’s not really noticeable, not to anyone else, not even Shane. It’s just something that pings in Ilya’s brain when he’s in the gym strength training, that it’s just a teeny little bit easier to lift on his lift. He knows this isn’t exactly unusual, even — most people are slightly uneven, most people are a little bit stronger on their dominant side
… except Ilya is a rightie.
He puzzles over this for a while, wondering if he ought to be doing a few extra reps with his right arm, wondering if he ought to try to even it out, wondering how the fuck this even happened when he’s literally always favors his right arm/hand. He uses it to pull Shane close, to open doors for Shane, to hold himself up while he fucks into Shane……
And meanwhile, he’s using his left hand to jack Shane off.
Ilya puts the pieces together mid-hand job, when Shane is settled between his legs, back to chest. He’s got his right hand on Shane’s leg, rubbing his thumb over the soft skin on his inner thigh, while his left hand strokes Shane hard and fast until he’s whining and begging for release.
Ilya hides his reaction by biting into the sensitive skin on Shane’s neck and lets him come before rolling them both over so he can laugh into a pillow.
“What?” Shane says, scowling as he wriggles underneath Ilya, sensitive and sated. “God, you’re such an asshole. I didn’t come that fast.”
“No,” Ilya eventually manages to say through tears of mirth. He’s still hard, but he’s pretty sure he’s accidentally killed the mood. “No, no, you were perfect.”
“Then what the fuck is wrong with you?” Shane twists around so they’re face to face, and Ilya can bury his face into the crook of his shoulder.
“You know,” he says after he’s calmed himself down with the scent of his boyfriend’s sweat, that musky, salty smell he’s grown accustomed to having in his bed. “You know how my left arm is stronger than my right?”
“Yeah, so?” Shane says. He’s got this adorable, frustrated look on his face, all scrunched up and angry. “What does that have to do with — oh.” His eyes flick down to Ilya’s left hand, coated in his cum. “Oh my god, Ilya, are you serious? Is this why your right backshot is weaker than your left?”
Of course that’s what Shane worries about. God, Ilya loves him.
“It’s ok!” he says, grinning wickedly as he pushes himself up onto his left elbow. “I will even it out. Only rightie handjobs this summer.”
Shane’s smile grows slowly. “I bet your right hand isn’t as good at it,” he says, and his words reek of a challenge. “Bet you’ll need lots of practice.”
Huh. Mood not killed at all, then.
Ilya kisses Shane deeply and runs his hands — including the cum covered one — through his hair, ignoring the squeak of protest in lieu of the twitch of interest in both of their dicks.
“Good thing I have a great personal trainer,” he says and winks.
Training season has never been so much fun.
The Illuminae wiki sometimes uses an old penguin random house website as a link -- this website no longer exists, and some images on it were not archived on the wayback machine. Luckily I found a Spanish blog post that reposted a lot of the images! Here's a link to it, and an archive, and another archive.
I am very happy that Kady's intake form was archived. I searched for so long trying to find it. It has information that isn't present elsewhere. Here's another link to an archive specifically of that image.
I'll repost the all images from the blog post here again just in case.
Capes are for bothering your friends.