I'm already thinking about the timeline reveal in the CCM Shallergies 'verse, like-
Shane: "... the whole time, basically."
Yuna: "The whole time?? Since you were, what, seventeen?"
Shane & Ilya: "No no no-"
Shane: "Since the CCM shoot, when I ended up in the hospital and we exchanged numbers."
Yuna: "When you-" (pauses to remember) "... you weren't really watching a rerun of an old hockey game in July, were you?"
Ilya: "No, water bottle was a lie."
Shane, warningly: "Ilya."
Ilya: "What actually happened-"
Ilya: "-is we kissed very chastely like Disney characters and then held hands for several minutes until Shane started dying-"
Ilya, encouraged: "-and that is actually all we have ever done! Only a few kisses. Maybe ten in the whole time we've known each other. It has mostly been hand-holding. Nothing else ever."
Shane: "Ilya, I swear to god."
David: "I'm pretty sure I saw an ass grab earlier, kiddo."
Ilya: "No, no, that must have been distortion through the glass, like when pencils break in water but not really. That has never happened, David."
Shane, even more defeated: "Ilya..."
Ilya, even more encouraged: "Shane and I are actually waiting for marriage."
Yuna: "There was also that TMZ article that blew up about you and your Reddit sexts thread last summer, Ilya."
Ilya: "Yuna the internet was lying :("
ilya, has not willingly step foot in a church since he was like. seven.: "i am very strict russian orthodox. i do not believe even in holding hands before marriage."
"are you the russian orthodox person here, hollander? no. ✋ do not explain my beliefs to me."
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