Damn not another South Park blog

Cringe South Park blog for my fail South Park content (pictures for header and banner from the blog lowqualitysouthparkpics)

[shut-up-cartman]

I've never liked when people complain about 'new fans' in Fandoms and how they're 'ruining the fandom' or whatever, but I will say the weirdest thing to come out the 2023 South Park fandom is treating kyman shippers like they're delusional and disgusting. Sure there's been controversy with the ship (obviously), but it's not even a pro-ship and it's been around for years???

Kyman has always been one of my most hated ships but I've never bothered the shippers because there's nothing actually wrong with them shipping it. They're not related, there's not a pedophilic age gap, and believe it or not there actually isn't an unbalanced power dynamic. Sure its not exactly wholesome and I can get why people think it doesn't make sense, but for crying out loud it's shipping it doesn't have to! And if Kyman shippers are saying they see stuff in canon then maybe TO THEM there is, and if there isn't anything in canon that you see then that's fine but that doesn't mean they can't enjoy the show and characters how they want.

I don't know if this makes a lot of sense, I'm not good at writing paragraphs but I just needed to say this cause I've been in this fandom for a few years now and I'm ngl it seems like purity culture is getting worse. Like, you're in the South Park fandom, you of all people do not get to preach about someone else being weird or cringe for shipping. You're in the weird and cringe shipping fandom.

Lord help me it's 2023 and I'm actually fighting kyman vs sp fandom on the side of kyman 😭

[ra-ma-ma]

Stan is the kid in the group that associates people with animals and over the years has created fursonas for everyone with out them knowing. Also they commission Butter for art.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[bastardofficial]

died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation

[shut-up-cartman]

Started drawing Cowboy themed South Park from phone destroyer, then the later it got the less I cared about how the drawing looked.

Also I know Ike is a pirate in the phone destroyer adventure theme but I just felt like drawing Cowboy Ike

(The characters are also aged up in this, which is why they look older)

The Calamity Heidi one took a lot of time though and is my favourite so here's an image of just her

[mashpotatoe]

sp kids’ shoes; a thread

kyle: this funny green boy likes to keep his head warm and his leggies even warmer. he doesnt take shit from anyone with these bad boys on knowing fully well hes gonna be the last man standing. its Freezing and hes the only one avoiding getting a cold 9/10

stan: petite sportsmen represent! ready to run at any given moment from any given thing. might be tough getting through all that snow though 7/10

kenny: the worst type of crocs really, cant even stick any charms in those :/ but who needs crocs charms when theres plenty of puddles to jump in and splash anyone in a 30 meter radius. kenny says f your new jeans 5/10

cartman: please never show your basic ass on school property. dumbass cant even tie his own laces he depends on velcro to survive 6/10

butters: ma’am your fashion is peaking. anything would look absolutely exceptional with these babes. theyll get you invited to every party. 11/10

tweek: comfy easy to slip on blank vans for a messy little man. the sole is so bright it looks like hes floating when surrounded by snow… maybe a bit too bright. these are so easy to get dirty……. 7/10

craig: he hasnt watched finding dory. he uses rainbow pins instead of regular charms and stubs his toes 9/10 

token: his parents can afford it. 5/10

jimmy: king of taste …. spidey glowy shooz ……… blessing us all with his and his kicks’ presence 10/10

clyde: normie ass pretentious little prick these wont even last one (1) day outside. his dad purchased them off aliexpress but claims theyre 100% real stop youve been wearing them for 2,5 weeks straight now pl;easeshower 2/10

[kammien-deactivated20210326]

KYLE’S BIRTHDAY WOOOOOOOOO

[shut-up-cartman]

I have no motivation to draw today but happy birthday Kyle

[amvs]

I hate cartman wednesday

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Give it up for I hate cartman wednesday

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Thriving on I hate cartman wednesday

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Living the dream on I hate cartman wednesday

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Feeling the vibe on I hate cartman wednesday

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Quarantined on I hate cartman wednesday

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Pandemic Panic on I hate cartman wednesday

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Counting my blessings on I hate cartman wednesday

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Turning myself into a pickle on I hate cartman wednesday

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Funniest shit i’ve ever seen on I hate cartman wednesday

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Injecting disinfectant on I hate cartman wednesday

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Not wanting no scrub a scrub is a guy who can’t get no love from me on I hate cartman wednesday

[amvs]

Beautiful summer weather on I hate cartman wednesday

[shut-up-cartman]

Why does this look like Sharon and Randy???

[anxiousjackdaw]

Woah

Thinks about Wendyl/Timmy

[anxiousjackdaw]

t,,,timdyl,,,,,,

[anxiousjackdaw]

That dumb six fanarts thing that was goin around for a hot minute. Not gonna lie, I kinda half-assed Souda……anyways, I’ll probably make another one of these LMAO half of these were characters requested by friends abubu 

[tokyogirlylove]

Thanks to Nichole’s twitter i’ll be able to give you the goods uwu 

MASTERPOST

[shut-up-cartman]

No idea what's going on but this looks really interesting 👀

[shut-up-cartman]

Today is the ten year anniversary of Pip's death, everyone is legally required to give this boy a hug

[shut-up-cartman]

Was gonna post this earlier but I hadn’t finished it yet, and I wanted to post something while it was still that day in my timezone. 

Here it is now though, a few hours late but finished! This kid’s been dead for ten years now and he’s still a popular character in the fandom, what a legend.

[shut-up-cartman]

Today is the ten year anniversary of Pip's death, everyone is legally required to give this boy a hug

[shut-up-cartman]

Send in requests for me to draw any character from any fandom

This can include characters from musicals, anime, cartoons (kids and adult cartoons), video games or shows you can think of, it's not limited to South Park but you can request sp characters if you want

[kylethestan]

pip pirrup *sound of an audience roaring in excitement*