Glorious.

Madi. I'll take that as a no.

[bitchycode]

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

[shut-up-madi]

whoosh (at Ocean Beach, San Francisco)

[shut-up-madi]

when you're genuinely kind of surprised that @keithhinesjr doesn't ACTUALLY talk like Nick Massi... (at Jersey Boys At Orpheum Theatre)

[shut-up-madi]

when @sergioromo54 tries to trick you for the second year in a row 😂 (at AT&T Park)

[shut-up-madi]

thank god it's sunny

[shut-up-madi]

such an overwhelmingly great place. nabbed "One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories" by B.J. Novak. (at Green Apple Books and Music)

[shut-up-madi]

antique shops are so creepy sometimes

[honeyfaun]

Valentino + Flowers

[nevver]

Anyway’s the only way, Sarah Pabst

[honsla-deactivated20180321]

[infandous]

this guy is the minister of multiculturalism in canada haha

[shut-up-madi]

*orders something on amazon*

Me 5 mins later: where it at tho

[collegiate-confession]

College Confession #37

I was in class, and I had a package of Poptarts, but I was making a lot of noise trying to open the wrapper. I looked around to see if anyone noticed and I made direct eye contact with a guy so I stopped.

After class, the guy that I made eye contact comes to me and says, “I saw you with those Poptarts and i just want you to know that next time, open that bitch with no shame, there is never any shame in Poptarts”

That was the greatest advice I have ever received.

– University of Science and Arts of Oklahoma

[dailybenleslie]

one ben/leslie moment per episode → 5.06

[michaeljburgesss-hasmoved]

when youre feeling down but so is your friend and you have to cheer them up

[kikuwang-deactivated20150830]

my younger cousin’s favorite quote is “mamma mia that is a spicy meatball” and he says it all the time and earlier we went outside to play basketball and he tripped and fell over the uneven concrete and i was about to say are you ok when i heard “mamma mia that is a spicy sidewalk”

[ssomebackgrounds]

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

is anyone else annoyed by the stereotype that young people’s phones are a loud and annoying device? because i have never heard anyone under 30 who doesn’t have their phone on vibrate. like 100% of the time if the marimba ringtone starts blaring it’s the older generations.