Lactose And Intolerant Of Your Bullshit

Roses are red violets are blue, this is my blog, how do you do?

[shutupgretchen]

fuck...it’s hard to say goodbye but it’s time...

October 2012 - December 2019

[shutupgretchen]

i made this acc when i was 11/12 and this is the biggest account i’ve ever had...but it’s time to move on and though i’ll still have tumblr i wanna use it in a diff way using a side acc i’ve had for a similar length of time so thanks for almost 1,000 followers but i gotta say goodbye & i’ll be deleting before new years!

[dirtbaby2016]

its dj erectile disfunction on the beat

[dirtbaby2016]

making sure yall go hard even though i cant

[atthepriceofoblivion]

Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu

Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter

[mythwoven]

Alternate universe where I literally just to go to school forever (for free) so I can just learn about art and literature and history and languages for 100 years. No job skills. No credit requirements. No student loans. Just learning.

[jiangshi]

people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals how do you look at 16:05 and go wow i can understand that . fucking bootlickers whats next? you gonna go join the army??recruit me?

[virieu]

americans be like ok i cant count past 12 actually

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

[serotnin]

me after being diagnosed w sleepy bitch disease

[meatsnail]

its my gender and i get to pick the appropriate times to misgender myself for comedic purposes

[kaban-bang]

[ltsv-deactivated20190427]

the princess and the frog >>>> frozen

[universal-invariants]

does a tweet ever bring you hope

[kristina100000]

whoever made ^_^ cringe fuck you bitch

[bogleech]

How people can mistakenly think or just subconsciously feel food works: there are “unhealthy” foods like pizza or fried chicken and “healthy” foods like fruit salad or steamed vegetables. Every time you eat an “unhealthy” food you’ve harmed yourself in some way.

How food actually works: foods contain carbs, proteins, fats, sugars, vitamins, minerals, fiber and/or other nutrients. Your body needs and uses all of them but it would like to have a little of everything every day. If you ate pizza or fried chicken for lunch then that’s probably your fat and protein for the day with extra that your body will make use of in time, so it’s a good idea to make your next meal something different like that fruit salad or steamed veggies. You can have that fatty lunch every single day if you just maintain balance and stay active enough to actually use what you’re stocking up on because foods aren’t “good or bad;” they just either fit into the rest of your diet and lifestyle or they don’t.

[forestgreenlesbian]

straight women’s taste in men continues to amaze me. a bi woman will show me a pic of her bf and he’ll be a nice dumbass probably with good hair and a nosering and i’m like alright valid i see a pic of a straight friend’s bf and i’m like this is a screenshot from an adam s*ndler movie

[hotgrrlbummer]

[en-seta]

[sweetsweetemo]

If you had a child by choice, you:

signed up for an autistic child

signed up for a trans child

signed up for a lgbq+ child

signed up for a mentally ill child

signed up for a disabled child

signed up for a child with "conditions"

signed up for a rebellious child

signed up for a kid. in any way, shape, or form of being, it's your child, and you signed up for it.

And you are not:

the victim in any of these fucking situations for gods sake