Domínòs Píssa

You’d love to know

[deadbeatmaker]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Salmon male grindset

[24602060451-deactivated20241111]

i'll finish it later

[ctntduoarchive]

MY NEWS YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS TO KILL SOMEONE THROUGH GAY SEX

[ctntduoarchive]

WHETHER THAT BE MY PARTNER OR THE CHURCH

[ctntduoarchive]

THE VOTES ARE IN. I WILL BE HAVING CRAZY GAY SEX WITH THE POPE TO KILL HIM

[snaxle-archive-deactivated20251]

[kushblazer666]

[airsignz]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

who would win in a fight

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

a third one enters the match

[redstonedust]

always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

[yokelfelonking]

What’s in the steppes of Russia, or the northern forests of Scandinavia? What’s in the Sahara desert?

[redstonedust]

id like us to sit here and identify some key differences between the sahara desert and ohio for a moment

[yokelfelonking]

as a former Ohio resident I think that the key difference is that the sahara probably has more jobs unrelated to meth

[redstonedust]

untapped meth market in the depths of the sahara desert

[yuirhapsody]

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that

[roach-works]

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

[supermariomamafucker]

i am completely enraptured with this gif

[wolfbuns]

[defenestratedgibberish]

[meridianowl]

[zeelatunes]

recreation of a video thumbnail i saw in my dream

[crazy-brazilian]

[puthy]

Me: hi thank you for calling Olive Garden how may I take your order!

Customer: hi I’d like one chicken parmigiana and a chicken Alfredo

Me: alrighty would you like soup or salad with your entrees?

Them: Zuppa Toscana on both please

Me: no problem I can have this ready for you in about 20 minutes

Them: ok what’s my total

Me: one moment please while I put your order in my computer

Me:

Me: that’ll be $37.68

Them: thank you

Me: see you soon have a nice day

[hogmaildotclom]

hot dr pepper will replace water by 2019 and blood by 2023

[queenwhiskey]

[your-villainous-neighbour]

rights received

[your-villainous-neighbour]

gay rights pt2

[advanced-procrastination]

Pt 3

[rusccc]

THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER

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[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[borzboy-deactivated20180510]

[puertohurraco]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]