Ugh okay, Hi.

"If you're gonna grab my boob, just grab it. Don't tease me."

[shutupidontcareanymore]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[cutecreepycryptids]

‪I am a:‬

‪⚪️man‬

‪⚪️woman‬

‪🔘 entity beyond your comprehension‬

‪ ‬

‪Seeking:‬

‪⚪️men‬

‪⚪️women‬

‪🔘 the ability to remove sentience ‬

[egberts]

cat: oh? you just washed this bedding? you just cleaned these sheets? perfect place for me to give myself a bath then!

[crowkay-deactivated20181222]

Would you bathe in a dirty bathtub? Put yourself in their paws

[egberts]

[sook-hee]

me doing math in high school:

me doing math now:

[terriamon]

naruto wouldn’t treat me like this

[poochcrew]

[teamrocketing]

what a beautiful wedding

[thebootydiaries]

Grown ass men still smoking cigarettes. Snort cocaine like the rest of us Coward

[luna--starlight]

Okay but cigarettes haven’t been known to be cut with Fentynal and make people (instantaneously) drop dead

[thebootydiaries]

You fool. What is manlier than death

[thebootydiaries]

drive thru guy: bye have a nice day

me: bye i love you

[fanonical]

sirius black: imprisoned for a crime he did not commit, escaped to go commit that crime as fast as possible

[missgoalie75]

#already did the time might as well do the crime ( @quentincoldwatcr )

[sailorbrazil]

[stoarchive-deactivated20130521]

whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida

thanks, dan

[untillion-deactivated20180801]

Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too

[missdskellington-deactivated202]

[holy-moonlight-sword-deactivate]

none of you can say shit to me once i get my dirty little hands wrapped around the hilt of an odachi

[holy-moonlight-sword-deactivate]

go ahead and say something to me fool

[holy-moonlight-sword-deactivate]

go ahead and say something bitch im listening

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

no offense but i dont know what you guys are talking about ½ the time. still love you though