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Wyl | 27 | They/It Autistic Non-Binary Crybaby / Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass Illustrator, Tattoo Apprentice, General Crafter I get obsessed with something new every week so just prepare for that :3

[shutupwyl]

Welcome to this fuckin place, figured I should make a pinned post since I’ve been here for almost 13 years

So hello! I’m Wyl (pronounced like Will), I’m 26 and an Autistic Non-Binary Lesbian. I’m a Starbucks Barista and a Tattoo Apprentice :-)

I get obsessed with something new like every week but it’s mostly:

My OCs, FFXIV, DND, Supernatural, Ghost, Sleep Token, Sinners (2025), Fall Out Boy, MCR, etc etc

If you message me there is a very large probability i won’t answer (immediately) i am VERY socially anxious but by all means reach out if you need anything :)

This Blog is mostly 18+ I don’t repost like full porn but also like this is my house leave me alone

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[kaylmao]

[valla-chan]

I fed your talkfruit to my messagepig sorry

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[chryza]

The Blessing of Light is something that is intentionally left pretty vague by the story, probably as another way to let the player fill in the gaps with whatever they want, and while sometimes this manifests in the story treating the blessing like a bodysuit of kevlar, I think the much more interesting interpretation is to go full whump with it and establish that the only rule is that the warrior of light cannot die. Aside from the subplot in post-ARR/HW being more interesting with the real threat of death now upon them, it just adds so much sauce. We can magick away the possibility of their head getting chopped off with the superhuman reflexes Hydaelyn hath granted, and so it is very delicious to imagine someone who, rather than being unable to be meaningfully injured, is instead able to just keep going despite catastrophic bodily harm. The warrior of light just keeps fucking going, no matter how much they may wish they were dead. More blood than humanly possible spilling out onto the ground, face pale, hands shaking, still moving with eerie grace and agility, screaming with pain every time they bring another desperate strike down? Thats the good shit.

[saanphoenix2]

I recall the devs saying that party wipes in a dungeon are just the WoL having Echo visions on what Not to fucking do, implying that they hallucinate their death repeatedly before triumphing.

Which is equally, "That's rough buddy."

[the-wardens-torch]

A young WoL preemptively seeing themself get incinerated by Ifrit.

[kabber]

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[oldmanpusspuss]

are the two brothers from supernatural really gay for each other or is that a fan thing

are you really asking me if a network television show from the mid-aughts had canonical gay incest in it

[cav-core]

[byjove]

tall guys might have the upper hand (pun intended) in dating rn but my 5'4" self will have the last laugh when I’m the hottest guy in the nursing home

[versasfanficwastedump]

i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

[galahadenough]

squinting at a tag and trying to decide how badly I want to learn a new word

[redstonedust]

unexpected benefit of having to use a vpn is sometimes i get ads that are entirely in french, which makes it like 200% easier to ignore them. cant advertise to me if i dont understand a word of it. life hacks.

[redstonedust]

i could never handle being a popular showrunner/writer/creator with a fandom because i know id go read fanfiction about my own characters and have to be physically held back from posting "you guys really think [blorbo] is a top??" on main

[kefka]

prog my ultimate, boy

[hotvampireadjacent]

[knightsickness]

there’s absolutely something to be said about ‘booktok’ books being largely wattpad quality written erotica i’m certainly not reading them however having seen a guy on tiktok make a video like ‘all the women in your life are READING PORN’ about a book he picked up and read in his FEMALE FRIEND’S HOUSE in a tone of scandalised horror and disgust i actually don’t think men should be making those criticisms. he said he picked it up expecting a romance and was horrified it was GOONER SHIT he said specifically like ‘who are you getting your pussy wet FOR??’ in a tone of revulsion. idk man im not sure shes the weird one. i kind of wish you were dead

[darlingofdots]

"a lot of books that are successful on booktok are not very good" and "people can read what they want and we need to stop being so fucking weird about women enjoying erotica" are both correct statements

[exaltedrevenge]

[copepods]

playing mostly indie games really spoils u in some ways. what do you mean tomodachi life costs 60 american dollars. resident evil 9 is 70 dollars for 18 hours of gameplay? that's like 25% of silksong for 350% of the price. how do people live like this

[aretarers]

Day 1 final fantasy let's make a stupid guy and kill some ladybugs day 150 final fantasy psychosexual nightmare blunt rotation dinner date with Zenos and his gay little scheming eunuch