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"The MSQ got me making Sahagin sounds"
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I appreciate, at least, that they gave the dragon with the vore kink a vore mouth
I’M JUST SAYING
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As someone who’s not actually into vore, I’m going to rate FFXIV’s dragons based on their vore mouth quality:
Tiamat:
She’s got this beak-like thing going on. Tiny teeth, thin muzzle, all around not good for vore. 4/10. Would have been 3/10, but I just think she’s neat.
Midgardsormr:
His mouth scares the absolute crap out of me because it continues down his neck and that’s fucked up. Also I feel like it would be too easy to fall out the sides. Plus that’s just too many teeth. It’s just too many. This isn’t a vore mouth, this is a snuff mouth. 1/10.
Midgardsormr 2.0:
Suitable only for voring ants. Maybe he could eat a moth or a small frog. I’m not even convinced he has teeth in this form. 4/10, because I think it’d tickle if he tried to chomp on your finger, so at least the failure would be cute.
Nidhogg:
Nidhogg’s mouth is horrible, frankly. Gross, in fact. Also a snuff mouth, but with the added detractor of being attached to Nidhogg himself. -3/10
Vidofnir:
Vidofnir deserves better than to be part of this post, but alas, she’s got a decent vore mouth. Should go to her yearly dentist appointment for a basic cleaning, though. A little small, probably only suited for lalafell use. Solid 6/10
Shinryu:
Ugly teeth, too big to be satisfying, no visible tongue. I hate the retract/extend thing his teeth do. Please see a dentist. 3/10. He gets a bonus point because I like his hair, even if his mouth is an absolute disaster.
Bismarck:
Not actually a dragon, but he gets an honorable mention for the extremely horny vore mouth from the failure sequence, where he literally eats you and you die:
9/10. He loses a point for not being a dragon.
Hraesvelgr:
Roomy person sized space, fully rendered tongue and soft palate, clean and horny teeth. There’s a moment in one of his scenes where you can just let him stand there and pant threateningly at you, showing off the entire inside of his mouth, for as long as you want ;) Perfect for pausing and admiring everything he has to offer.
Plus he actually for real ate his girlfriend and managed to spin that into a romantic sob story. 13/10
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bsky posts that make you laugh so hard you hurt yourself coughing
i feel not enough attention is paid to the fact that yshtola's first outfit was the medieval fantasy equivalent of a baggy sweatshirt, jeans, and tennis shoes
these are the same outfit
"i pull bitches like a Mt. Gulg Wall to Wall"
sigh, you sure do
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Ways people draw elf ears:
Slightly pointy
Very pointy
Triangles
Stitch ears
oh You Know
world of warcraft impossible ears
OH YOU KNOW
HOT TAKE: REALLY LONG ELF EARS ARE THE ANIME TIDDIES OF THE ELF WORLD
Hey man maybe shut the fuck up.
Limiting ear length is a sign of weakness.
You are all like little babies
watch this
you made this post a lot worse thanks
you’re welcome
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i think there;s something behind me
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They took away our fucked up grapes?
“Remember us… remember that we once lived”
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📞Tell me📞, for whom do you fight? 🤔
How very glib, 😑🙄
and do you 🙏believe🙏 in Eorzea? 😏
Eorzeas’ unity is ⚒forged⚒ on 🤦♂️falsehoods🚫. Its city-states are 👷♂️built👷♀️ on deceit🤞, and its faith💒 is an 🎷instrument🥁 of 😈deception. It is naught🎗➰🐺 but a cobweb of lies🕷🕸🙄 - to believe in Eorzea is to believe in 🙅♂️🙅♀️nothing☠. In Eorzea, the 🦉🐦beast🐟🐍 tribes often summon Gods 🙏🙏🙏 to fight⚔🔫 in their stead.
Though your ☭comrades☭ only rarely respond in kind
- which is ❓strange❓, is it not➰? Are the twelve🖐🖐✌ otherwise "engaged"? 💍👰👰 I was given to understand they were your 👼protectors🛡. If you truly believe them your 👌guardians🙏, why do you not 🎼🔁repeat the trick🎃 that served you so well at Carteneau, and call them down? 😏☎️🔇 They will 📞😇answer📞😇, so long as you lavish them with crystals 💎💎💎 and gorge them on aether 💦💦😳🤤. Your Gods are no different from those of the 🐜🐺beasts🐢🍃 - eikons, every one 🤡🤪. Accept but this, and you will see how Eorzeas 🙏faith🤭 is bleeding the land 🍂dry🔥. Nor is this unknown to your 🤴👸masters🤣, which prompts the ❓question❓ - why do they cling to these ❌false🤥 deities? What 🚗drives🚕 even men of 📚learning
- even the great Louisoix 🎓🎓🎓
to grovel😩 at their feet👣👃😳? The answer? Your masters lack the 💪strength💪 to do otherwise! 🤣👌 For the world of 👤man to mean anything, man must own the world. 👉🌍👈To this end🔚, he hath 🤛fought🤜 ever to raise himself through 🤬conflict😤, to grow rich💰💰💰 through conquest🛡⚔😡. And when the dust of battle settles, it is ever the strong💪😡 who dict🍆ate the fate of the weak😰👋. Knowing this, but a single😘 path is open to the 😖🍆impotent😞🍆 ruler - that of false worship🙏👑🙏. A path which leads to enervation and death 🤡😰⚰. Only a 💪man of power👌 can rightly steer🚘🚦 the course⛳ of 🌆civilization🌁. And in this land of
cReEpInG mEnDaCiTy,
that one truth will prove its 👼salvation😇. Cum Come💦, champion of Eorzea, face me! Your defeat shall serve as proof of my readiness to 👑rule👑! It is only right➡️ that I should take your realm, for none among you has the power to stop me! 😎😎😎🤣🏳
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crazy how that works in those finaled fantasies
text: Through strange alchemy, sheep can be turned into raid clears
new follower spotted
"19, ❤️ maryland, ice skating"
I SEE IT
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