demonboy extraordinaire

hi im moss or mawss | he/it | 20s 🇻🇳🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 | art tag: edgy art | NO MINORS PLEASE

[ot3]

i think out of disrespect we should just start using "spamtenna moment" as shorthand for when a nothing tier yaoi ships between side characters somehow manages to eclipse in fandom popularity all of the central character relations of both the main cast and the rest of the side characters that aren't men. i think this should become such a widespread and entrenched form of fandom lingo for insulting ships that the next generation of teens will grow up understanding its meaning and not its origins in the same way teens of my generation used adjective!character parlance long before ever learning what bang paths were.

[birdplushie]

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

[briscal]

[mizuthe-cat]

give a character your issues it's literally free

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!

Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You don’t know me

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[evilwizard]

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

[cryptidexploded]

Can they maybe not

[evilwizard]

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

[victor-maze]

Can we maybe add giant identical Towers raising out of the ground all over the World to this?

[evilwizard]

well i don’t see Why Not.

[ecstasydemon]

what's it called when you ask someone to pick which they like better from two options and right after they answer, you realize you actually like the option they didnt pick better

[spring-ephemeral]

it doesn't matter which country we're talking about here, if someone from any country in the world says "oh where i am from there is simply no racism", you not only shouldn't believe them, but you should actually never take them seriously about anything ever again.

[everydaylouie]

cat game

[itmeansalot]

i need you to know I read your username as "it me ansalot" as in a fucked-up version of "it's me, lancelot"

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[ecstasydemon]

deltarune chapter 5 is the most full of tumblrisms out of all them i feel like

[girldraki]

[strawberry-crocodile]

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

[strawberry-crocodile]

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

[omtai]

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit

[2nddoughnut]

TURNABOUT SERENADE WOW