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I need a pint , this weather is killing me -_-

IG: Feena_Mew

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RIP Vine †

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THE 1ST ONE.

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I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

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ME

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One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn’t just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too.

So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn’t have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn’t carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity.

I’m a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I’d occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can’t help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire.

Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now I couldn’t find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn’t had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time I could get the FD there.

After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn’t understand him, I imagine he said “What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren’t a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first.”

I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me.

We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave.

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I enjoyed this more than the last season of AHS

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“He died peacefully on fire in the kitchen.”

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thegreyreylo

Let me get this straight

So Kylo Ren gets his face sliced open by Rey in TFA

Literally cut open like a steak

And about 24 hours later, she just pops up in his room while he’s getting tHE EXACT WOUND STITCHED UP

This, this is how he responds?

don’t forget

oh and this gem when realizes using the force is not game plan number uno when talking to this girl

This guy has it BAD

This girl literally was so pissed at you that she sliced your face open and left you in the snow on an exploding planet (can I call that a planet?)

You should be salty in some capacity

But instead, we get the worlds largest kicked puppy

You can see that it’s literally a, “Am I dreaming?” moment. He’s out of his mind that his super crush has materialized in front of him.

Hell, he’s not even the tiniest bit pissed at her!

Why? You ask.

I’ll tell you why - It’s two reasons. First, because she’s the first person to see him for everything he is instantly.

Not because she’s crazy powerful (even though she is)

Not because she’s got a natural talent with the force

No, because she got him right off the bat.

“Your afraid?”

She knew right away that he was scared of never living up to essentially any of his family members and was deeply confused by this, but he didn’t spook her what so ever

Nah, Rey is tough as shit

She’s like, “On Jakku, you fight and do what you need to do.” She doesn’t have time for his fear. She gets it, he’s human to her in this moment.

He’s mesmerized.

This brings us to reason number two - He was fascinated with her the moment he saw her mind for the first time. She’s suffered just as much as he has and he sees the instantly with the first look in her mind.