I've already been to heaven.

Sam. 28. Sheffield. UK.

[amateur]

[a-mayan-joy-has-nuts]

Leave him? 😆

[victorious]

Me because that shirt is rad:

[the-big-mood]

This shirt made me laugh more than it should have!

I got mine from HERE

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Yep, dump him. That shirt is hilarious.

[boring-anime-fan-deactivated202]

Your boyfriend is a cat of course he wouldn't understand a shirt

[isildur-elessar]

[that-catholic-shinobi]

i’m sorry i’m laughing but this gif set is usually paired with Anakin being a good kind person which makes it sad, but a perspective of Obi Wan telling Luke blatant lies is hilarious

[retrogamingblog]

what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume

[floatinglonewanderer]

I will never not reblog this

[babyanimalgifs]

“The way she crosses the street.. every time.” 

(Source)

[britneyinventions]

Britney Spears invented anime in 2007 for her music video, Break the Ice, from her Blackout album. Anime is an animation style that exaggerates the size of the eyes and typically only represents the nose through its shadow. This animation style became incredibly popular in Japan, in part because the nation wasn’t large enough to provide the studio space required to create live-action films. Popular anime films include My Neighbor Totoro, Pokemon: The First Movie, and The Animatrix.

[crepvscvlar-deactivated20131030]

Britney Spears did not invente anime for shit you idiot. It was created in the 1980s, please shut the fuck up.

[tateyama-chan-deactivated201502]

no im pretty sure britney spears created anime she was actually a huge inspiration for the anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion look it up

[aerdeth]

Fun fact: the first “anime” animation was created in 1907 and was called “Katsudo Shashin”. It’s about 3 seconds long of a boy in a sailor uniform writing on a chalkboard.

[seiyuualice]

Besides, anime was around a LOT longer than what Britney created. :/ Do your research on the history of anime.

[sakjdfaksdjhfsakdjfhjasd-deacti]

no britney’s was the first

[feministimpala]

If you seriously say that fucking Britney Spears invented anime, you need to get other internet connection besides tumblr and whitegirlsarealwaysright.com because I think that’s where you are getting your dumb-ass information.

[sakjdfaksdjhfsakdjfhjasd-deacti]

britney spears invented anime and in fact founded japan

[heartwcrk]

Everyone who says Britney invented anime, please kindly shut the fuck up.  Do your fucking research, bastards, and stop being ignorant.

[swimminindafists]

[homofied]

Proof: here she is the day she opened Japan to the public. What an icon

[wardisahi-deactivated20250625]

ANIMATED MOVIES TURNED/TURNING 20 YEARS IN 2020

The Tigger Movie (February 11th, 2000)

An Extremely Goofy Movie (February 29th, 2000)

The Road to El Dorado (March 31st, 2000)

Dinosaur (May 19th, 2000)

Titan A.E. (June 16th, 2000)

Chicken Run (June 21st, 2000)

Pokemon 3: The Movie (July 8th, 2000)

The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea (September 19th, 2000)

Scooby Doo and the Alien Invaders (October 3rd, 2000)

Help! I’m A Fish (October 6th, 2000)

Joseph: King of Dreams (November 7th, 2000)

Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (November 17th, 2000)

The Land Before Time 7: The Stone of Cold Fire (December 5th, 2000)

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (December 12th, 2000)

The Emperor’s New Groove (December 15th, 2000)

Pokemon: Mewtwo Returns (December 30th, 2000)

[wingnightcd]

You telling me these all came out in the same year? We were fucking spoiled.

[localstarboy]

I’VE NEVER LAUGHED SOO FUCKKNG HARD

[taste-of-chocotate]

My new hobby: recreating vines in New Horizons

[kamalahq]

[lindsaychrist]

yall have an issue

[circlers-deactivated20231019]

[chimpfun78-deactivated20191216]

[annoying-furry]

the song made me so fucking terrified and i thought they were gonna make a pussy i’m literally shaking this music makes me feel like I’m being chased by chicken pussy

[ollybollywolly]

Why do some people just teeter on the line of darkness like this?

[chickenfarmersan]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

I always thought it was funny that your player character in Pokemon is 10 years old. Like, yeah, they’re “anime ten” where they look at least 18 yadda yadda, but they’re still ten.

Imagine the people in the Pokemon League. These are fully grown adults, right? They’ve trained their entire lives to be the best trainers in their country. They’re the best of the best. And then a ten year old walks in. A high and mighty four foot tall ten year old with a big smile on their face walks in. They’ve never even seen a tity. They don’t know where babies come from. They’re ten.

How did this ten year old get in to your arena? Did they wander in here by mistake? They say they’re here to battle you. Aww, how cute. This kid wants to fight the big league trainers, so they snuck in to fight you. That’s cute and funny. You’ll tell the others about this next lunch break. You decide to humor the kid and accept their challenge. You toss out your level 50 Tyranitar. You and this Pokemon have spent decades together, you trained for ages to get it to Level 50. You’re the best trainer in the country.

The kid reaches on their belt and tosses a Master Ball. Wait, what? A Master Ball? How did that kid get a Master Ball? Out of the master ball pops…

God.

God popped out of the Master Ball. 

The very same God Pokemon that controls the flow of space, that you go to church and pray to every Sunday. 

This ten year old kid just pulled out a Master Ball and threw God at you. God is, in fact, Level 73. 

God shoots Hyper Beam at your life-long partner Tyranitar, causing it to evaporate in to dust. He’s fainted in one hit. The kid yawns.

The kid wipes your entire party of Pokemon, the Pokemon you spent most of your adult life training and caring for. You are stunned. You ask the trainer how long they’ve been doing this. They say “I started a couple of days ago.”

This kid is ten. 

[willdixonmusic-blog]

This is the best thing I have ever read.

[matt-mercer-deactivated20231105]

Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984), dir. Steven Spielberg

[shutyourmoustache]

The goose

is running loose

to the sound

of lizzo’s “juice.”

[lizawithazed]

a++ markerting

[unwene-deactivated20160331]

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

[mxcleod-backup-blog]

The best thick cocks and young hung studs

http://jockdays.tumblr.com/

[unwene-deactivated20160331]

that’s not in the recipe

[porterr-robinson]

[succ-my-pandas-dick]

I have so many questions

[homopower]

In the name of everything decent in this world, you have got to turn the sound on.