SHVDCWSIDE

You can either create or become violent. HORROR, GORE & NSFW/ POSSIBLY TRIGGERING THEMES WILL BE PRESENT. DISCLAIMER: I am not, nor am I claimingto be the real Andy Black/Biersack. This is for roleplay purposes only. tracking shvdcwside Written by Birdie

[wildcrcw]

                                ❝ Sorry, I had a ROTTEN upbringing. ❞

[shvdcwside]

My entire dash is "since you've been gone" posts because I've been on my other blog since 1908.

[rpmemesalot]

Send ❧ for a Morning After between our Muses

[shvdcwside]

@shadesofgxld:

[MSG:] ;)

[rpmemesfortheroleplayer]

Send 📱for a drunk text message from my muse

[memesforu-blog]

Send "My what a beautiful mouth you have" for my muse's reaction to your muse randomly running a finger seductively over mine's lips.

[shvdcwside]

PSA;

That last post didn’t want to work for some reason. If anyone wants to catch me over on my newest blog (where I’ve been spending better than half of my time) you can catch me over at @wildcrcw.

[rpmemes-galore]

Send "How long are you going to be mad at me?" for my muse's reaction

[musingmemes]

cuddly / platonic-ish memes

“your feet are cold.”

“movies are made for watching, not for asking questions.”

“you’re hogging the blankets!”

“we should cuddle… for warmth.”

“is that your hand on my leg?”

“scoot over.”

“can we watch something else? this is scary.” 

“are you shivering?” 

“if you start snoring, i won’t be responsible for what happens to you.”

“did you eat all the popcorn?”

“your hair keeps getting in my face.”

“are you even wearing pants??”

“stop kicking me!”

“you’re a good pillow.”

“do i look like a foot-rest to you?”

“do i look like a pillow to you?”

“i’m cold.”

“why can’t you ever just lay still?”

[zvchsavage]

          ( sms // bunny boy );   ok but consider this           ( sms // bunny boy );   how do you get invited to parties?

[shvdcwside]

            { sms // Sniper No Sniping }; okay but consider THIS             { sms // Sniper No Sniping }; Bite me

[zvchsavage]

          ( sms // bunny boy );   andrew yes

[shvdcwside]

               { sms // Sniper No Sniping }; Zach she’s gonna kill you.

[zvchsavage]

— @shvdcwside // cont.

          ( sms // bunny boy );   no the strappy black one that makes me feel like minaj

[shvdcwside]

              { sms // Sniper No Sniping }; Zach no

[shvdcwside]

[text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together — zach.

( texts for you bitches ; @zvchsavage​ )

      { SMS ; Sniper No Sniping }: is it the lacy one?

[miczariel-redux-blog]

things my daughter has said, pt. 2

“I bet the aliens would let me have cookies.” “I’m using the Ouija board to make more friends.” “This is the worst day ever and there haven’t even been that many days.” “I hate updates. No one wants them.” “Sometimes I look in the mirror and get sad because I’m taller in my head.” “Don’t touch that. I definitely haven’t eaten enough.” “Just imagine a nipple with a big ball of skin. That’s all it is!” “I’m only interested in fake marriages.” “It’s ruined now. I can’t even look at it.” “Frozen was a plot to make people like snow.” “Does anyone actually like being cold? I don’t think so.” “I don’t believe in it and if I don’t believe in it, I don’t have to do it.” “That’s the law? Well, that’s stupid.” “I’m revolting. Is that the one that means ‘not doing it’ or does that mean ‘gross’?” “Words should only mean one thing.” “I’m gross but I’m not doing it.” “It would be really nice if the world would stop.” “Songs sound a lot better when I can’t understand what they’re saying.” “I want a job where I can use fake blood and play video games.” “Do you know why animals are better? Because they don’t talk.” “I can’t be mean and say ‘shut up’ but please don’t make any more noise.” “If everything would stop for a bit, that’d be great.” “I thought I was too old for naps but I was very wrong.”

[abrideoffire-archived-deactivat]

(◡‿◡✿) tall men that look scary and are feared by most people

(◕‿◕✿) that fall in love with itty bitty women that can bring them to their knees

[whambamthankyoubram]

more texts for you bitches

ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

[little-shark-memes]

Send “Shove” to pin my muse against a wall.

Send “Pinned” for my muse to pin your muse against a wall.