you wish you could pull this off.

My name's Dolph and wrestling is, like, the fifth best thing I do. #HEEL == independant dolph ziggler rp blog by jamie. kayfabe compliant. his name is dolph ziggler, he will be extremely confused if you call him nick nemeth or any variation. positively no smut.

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[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: oh my fucking god, kid, the fuck is your problem? I didn’t take shirt, like i’ve said about ten fucking times now

[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: The only thing i’m gonna do is drive my ass over there and punch your fucking face in

[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: i didn’t do shit but since you won’t get off my ass about it, i’ll even go out and get you some goddamn tea.

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[text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: no that’s not how it works i have more but i already had some of the other one i can only have [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: you know what fine fuck it just forget it sorry whatever it’s whatever

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[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: I honestly didn’t take your tea, I swear.

[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: i’ll even find whoever took it and beat the shit out of them if it’s that important to you

[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: you don’t have to tell me or anything but like, why is the tea such a big deal for you? I know we all have our things but

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[text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: it’s not a big deal [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: i know you didn’t take it i shouldn’t have bitched you out sorry and shit whatever [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: guess i misplaced it or something whatever doesn’t matter bye

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[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: oh my fucking god, kid, the fuck is your problem? I didn’t take shirt, like i’ve said about ten fucking times now

[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: The only thing i’m gonna do is drive my ass over there and punch your fucking face in

[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: i didn’t do shit but since you won’t get off my ass about it, i’ll even go out and get you some goddamn tea.

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[text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: no that’s not how it works i have more but i already had some of the other one i can only have [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: you know what fine fuck it just forget it sorry whatever it’s whatever

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[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: oh my god. are you blind or did all that peroxide finally get to your fucking head?

[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: I didn’t fucking take your nasty organic tea

[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: now can you get the fuck off my ass about it?

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[text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: i’m so sorry i don’t like people touching my shit. [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: if you didn’t take it then who did [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: insulting the shit i enjoy is also not helping your case for not being asshole of the fucking year right now [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: i just want my damn tea.

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[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: I am so sorry I don’t like being accused of stupid bullshit

[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: Fuck if I know or really even fucking care.

[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: Do you honestly think I care? You wouldn’t be the first person to call me an asshole

[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: Well that’s good for you, why don’t you go buy some instead of complaining like a whiny little girl?

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[text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: don’t touch my shit and i won’t accuse you of touching my shit it’s actually pretty simple [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: i can’t just get more i already had some [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: the rest of it would be super great if you could give that back to me like anytime now

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[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: oh my god. are you blind or did all that peroxide finally get to your fucking head?

[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: I didn’t fucking take your nasty organic tea

[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: now can you get the fuck off my ass about it?

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[text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: i’m so sorry i don’t like people touching my shit. [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: if you didn’t take it then who did [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: insulting the shit i enjoy is also not helping your case for not being asshole of the fucking year right now [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: i just want my damn tea.

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[text]: how drunk was i last night? (kxngandqveens ~ charlotte)

[text –> charlotte 🎆💪]: very[text –> charlotte  🎆 💪]: remind me to never let you have whiskey again[text –> charlotte  🎆 💪]: you started crying because a plate looked like your old dog[text –> charlotte  🎆 💪]: it got weird basically

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@liionhevrt – from (x)

[text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: yeah okay i’m sure [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: then where the FUCK is my green tea?????

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[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: I am just really confused

[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: okay but cant you get your own tea? I don’t remember wearing an invisible maids outfit.

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[text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: no it is my tea [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: my organic green tea [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: i bought it [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: and then you came in here and now it’s gone [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: so where is it??????

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[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: first of all, nothing I drink is fucking organic

[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: second of all, i drink coffee, i enjoy at least three cups of pure caffeine a day.

[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: so why don’t you go accuse someone else of taking your tea? cause it wasn’t me.

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[text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: literally everything i consume is organic [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: except for my vodka [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: but that’s beside the point nobody has been in here but you what did you do with my fucking green tea

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it’s not something you get, it’s something we got.

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@liionhevrt – from (x)

[text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: yeah okay i’m sure [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: then where the FUCK is my green tea?????

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[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: I am just really confused

[ text - sent | zigglypuff ]: okay but cant you get your own tea? I don’t remember wearing an invisible maids outfit.

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[text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: no it is my tea [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: my organic green tea [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: i bought it [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: and then you came in here and now it’s gone [text –> jericho  🎤 🎸]: so where is it??????

[sandcvstles]

hurt meme.

“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”

“i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”

“my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”

“i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”

“don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”

“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”

“please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”

“you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”

“you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”

“i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”

“i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”

“i fucked up, why do you not care?”

“i can’t walk, just go on without me.”

“you have broken ribs, take it easy.”

“i have no idea how to do cpr.”

“whose blood is that?”

“apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”

“don’t you dare fucking let go!” 

“what the hell happened to you?” 

“are they dead? did you kill them?” 

“do you know what you’ve done?” 

“you’re either with me or against me.” 

“who the hell did this to you?” 

“are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…” 

“i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?” 

“when was the last time you ate?” 

“what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!” 

 “i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.” 

“for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“ 

“there’s so much blood, you won’t last.” 

“are you… throwing up in there?” 

“why aren’t you eating?” 

“just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.” 

“i can’t breathe, i can’t –” 

“i woke up, & you were gone.” 

“just tell me something, was it really worth it?” 

“it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”

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@lentvs -- from (x)

“Lost?  Please.  I don’t get lost.”  He actually does, occasionally, but whatever.  “Don’t worry.  Not here to creep. I didn’t even think anyone was in here--why haven’t you gone home?--&& anyway, I needed to get some shit.”  He gestured vaguely to the bag in his hand--yes, the sparkly carry-on.  “I was in here earlier.  With someone.  You know.  Doing stuff.”  He left it at that.  Alicia could fill in the blanks.

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@liionhevrt -- from (x)

[text --> jericho  🎤 🎸]: yeah okay i’m sure [text --> jericho  🎤 🎸]: then where the FUCK is my green tea?????

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@samoan-sass​ -- from (x)

“Let’s just look at the facts here.  We’re standing outside the door of my place && we’re doing the cheesy goodbye-after-date thing && I’m looking extremely kissable right now.  So...” He shrugged && flashed a smile. “Don’t keep me waiting.  That’s really shitty date etiquette.  Unless you want to come in for a drink.”

Sex.  He meant sex.

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Text Prompts;

[text]: call or text me back please. i’m getting worried.

[text]: come round to mine and make me ;)

[text]: how drunk was i last night?

[text]: you were so wasted last night!

[text]: why do i have a stop sign in my living room?

[text]: i’m craving pizza… 

[text]: wanna grab lunch and a movie?

[text]: i can’t tonight, tomorrow?

[text]: that cutie is here again. should i talk to them? i won’t know if they like me unless i talk to them… 

[text]: i can literally feel my hair turning grey by the second… save me! PLEASE!

[text]: GUESS WHO HAS A DATE?!

[text]: batman or superman? you know, for science…

[text]: team cap or team iron man? our friendship rests on this…

[text]: any new book recommendations? 

[text]: me. you. a bottle of vodka. my place. now.

[text]: i really need a friend right now

[text]: i can’t believe what i just overheard in the bathroom…

[text]: for the last time, stop fucking texting me

[text]: i’m sorry, who is this?

[text]: fuck off!!

[text]: wanna be my plus one to my exes wedding? and pretend to be in love with me?

[text]: i just wanted to say, i love you and i forgive you

[text]: we need to talk.

[text]: what time you getting home?

[text]: word on the street is you got laid last night. i need all the deets!

[text]: pretty please? with sugar on top!

[text]: you love me really!

[text]: i have never in my life been this angry. i can’t believe this has happened!

[text]: sorry to miss your call, what’s up?

[text]: i got fired! I GOT FUCKING FIRED! :( 

[text]: my boss is giving me the eye…

[text]: pants are optional.

[text]: did you get the thing????

[text]: ??????

[text]: eww… the grossest thing ever just happened… 

[text]: shit shit shit

[text]: asshole, much?

[text]: don’t need to be a dick about it

[text]: wait, what?

[text]: how did you get this number?

[shoo-chan]

[stylishblogger]

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hey guys, since i’m back after such a long time i’m probably gonna drop all my threads from before.  sorry ): just kind of want to start fresh.

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so fun facts about me: i am totally willing to do promos for like anyone because i’m trash and i love editing