“You. I like your attitude. We should hang out sometime.”
“Sure! Now that monologue villain has left, my schedule’s pretty free!
Seriously why does every villain do that though? It’s not as scary or intimidating.”
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“You. I like your attitude. We should hang out sometime.”
“Sure! Now that monologue villain has left, my schedule’s pretty free!
Seriously why does every villain do that though? It’s not as scary or intimidating.”
???: Laughs evilly* and don't even try to find out who I am, or anything! Cause you will fail!
“Oh, okay then. Guess it wasn’t too important if you can’t show your face.”
Back to reading she goes!
???: Ah that professor... Well you don't know me at all but well... Let's say... Since your so "smart" I decided to reveal this.... You're world... Isn't real... Hard to believe ain't it? You're technology can't even prove i'm wrong... No... The true story lies with my nemesis existing there... You're world is only a cover for me, your worst fears, your demise, and the hero, who plans to destroy me. enjoy that "world"... Because if I kill my nemesis... Y O U R "W O R L D" I S D O O M E D!
“…Hm? Oh I’m sorry, I was reading a rather interesting book. It’s about the nature of the multiverse theory and our planes of existences. Maybe you should stop trying to sound so evil and give this a look, I think you’d like it.”
It seems the voice sounded too much like an anime villain for her to be too worried about it.
Which do you think is more useful. A closet that could create any outfit, or a handheld wand that could allow you to switch between two outfits.
“Ooo, a closet that can make any outfit!! Neat as a wand would be, the option of having any kind of outfit is more useful than just two.”
“Unless the handheld wand includes a transforming scene like in the animes. Then I’ll consider.”
I would say ramen isnt the best thing to feed people, but quite fairly it is better than nothing... so good for you!
“Oh, these aren’t quite like human noodles, I’ve mixed these with magic to make them more human friendly. Long as its not tainted magic, these are all good for monsters!
Especially those that aren’t eating.”
The lizard puts a large bowl of noodles on his lap. "EAT." -shydxc
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“Do I hafta?” He really didn’t feel like eating, stress and anxiety over his baby taking over most of his thoughts.
“YES.” This was soon followed by a pair of chopsticks stuffing some noodles in his mouth.
He’s not doing a very good job at keeping the doctor at bay, especially since he was barely eating anything at the moment.
If you could change 1 thing about history, any part of it... what would it be?
“…Does it have to be just one thing?”
Doesn’t look like she really wants to talk about history or the past though.
* this poor kid’s gonna hate me
* i dunno Alphys, im not really hungry
* you just think you’re not hungry
* crim i’m gonna force you to eat something if you don’t do it yourself, one way or another you’re getting food.
* coming down with the camera now
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❝Of course, I’m not one to complain–❞ (Possibly the most barefaced lie in history–) ❝but it’s just exhausting! If I’d have known that one tiny SOUL would be such a drain, I wouldn’t ha–❞
–wouldn’t have what? They’d not planned for this baby. Or expected it. Or even known about it until… well, a decent way into the SOUL’s growth. Is that to say that he’d change it if he could?
…he doesn’t know.
The idea that their SOULs had decided it was time when it hadn’t even been something at the back of Mettaton’s mind had been frightening enough. And these few months, the time he’s had to come to terms with things and prepare– he’s less floored by the whole thing than he had been to begin with, but that’s not to say that lingering doubt isn’t still clinging on. It’d sunk his claws in pretty damned well, after all.
Because there are plenty of things about which Mettaton is confident. Overconfident, even. But his ability to be a parent? That’s one of the few things that doesn’t fit the mold.
❝Anyway, what I’m saying is I just want to make sure everything’s sunshine and rainbows with a cherry on top in there,❞ he dismisses quickly, lounging back against the examination table. He really tries to avoid any sort of mechanical procedure for as long as possible; but the exhaustion he’s been feeling is far more than he’d ever anticipated; and it’s been taking a toll. Which is pretty evident in his antics.
❝I suppose if all else fails you can just open my SOUL compartment and shout in that daddy needs his beauty sleep, so it’d be grand if the little thing would stop cooking up self-contained earthquakes every few hours.❞
“Ha ha, don’t worry Mettaton, soul-shaking is pretty normal at this point, its just the soul feeling energetic and moving around.” Alphys said with a calm composure, as the tall robot got himself settled on the table. Thankfully she was quite experienced with helping new parents through this process, so he was in very good hands.
“It sounds like it’s draining most of your magic though if you’re feeling so tired, so after this I’m going to have you put on a special diet.” Before long the short doctor had gotten her stool and her tools at the ready, though she’d avoid opening his body unless something looked wrong. As the first step though, the small lizard spent a few moments closely examining his soul compartment, where she could already see the second smaller soul floating nearby inside.
“Well, it’s looking healthy to me so far. No cracks or breaks in the soul, its at a decent size, and the connection to your soul is still strong. I think it’d be alright to leave things alone for right now.” She eventually concluded, patting the robots chest as she gave him a clean bill of health. She did offer him a sympathetic smile though, knowing that at this point it was always pretty hard.
“The diet I’d have you on would have a higher content of magic, since right now you’ve only been consuming magic for one monster. The souling in you is about half a monster by now though, so that’s probably why you’ve been feeling exhausted. Is there anything else that’s been different for you lately, uncomfortable?”
He let out a bitter laugh as he heard her question his happiness, shrugging. “To be brutally honest… no. I’m not ‘happy’ here. Also, it’s not just this place itself keeping me alive, Alphys. It’s pure Determination keeping me alive. It’s kind of a long story about how that happened.”
That was probably a lot for her to take in, and he knew it. Might as well be truthful with her, right?
“But I have accepted it, I know I’m never going to make it out of here alive. I mean, look at me. I’m only alive because of Determination and because of my desire to make sure everyone I care about is alive.” He was probably talking nonsense to her now, wasn’t he? He had his hands clenched into fists, looking more past her instead of directly at her.
Wait, he had taken DT? Geno had put DT in himself willingly?? Why would he do that, as strong as the substance was it was incredibly harmful to monsters! She knew that herself first hand! How was he not melting?
At this point she focused more intently on the place over his face that was covered by some glitch, suddenly realizing what that probably was...
“...Geno, I can’t leave you here.” She eventually said, deciding to stay firm on that point. Even if it was looking more dire for him, Alphys couldn’t leave him behind with a good conscience. “Theres nothing here, you’d be all by yourself in the dark...I-I can’t abandon you to that.”
* Oh my god, that’d be amazing Alphys.
* At least then maybe the light from my phone might not bug ‘em while they’re sleeping.
* And then I could help you around the lab too!
* oh gosh, let them sleep silly.
* i’ll get that camera set up later today for you then
* also PROMISE ME YOU’LL EAT
* that’s not what I meant, Alphys! Promise!
* I-I’m just worried…
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*i understand, but try to relax some. by this point there’s no danger, they just need lots of time and rest.
*i can give you a remote camera though if you’d like to keep an eye on them!
* currently stuck at the lab * somebody plz talk to me so I don’t fall apart.
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*crim you’re making it sound like my labs are torture chambers.
* they’re not THAT bad, I’ve put cute posters up everywhere.
With the shred floating in between them, Geno gave a shrug in response to her question. “Eh, not really. I’ve grown used to it by now, anyway. It’s more of a dull pain.” He stayed silent as she rambled on about, eventually returning his soul to its original place. Once he heard her mention possibly creating something to help his soul, he looked to the side as he debated on if he should tell her about his Determination. She’d probably find out if she got the chance to get him to her lab, anyways. But who knows how she’d react?! Then there was his doubts of her being able to get him to her lab in the first place…
He grit his teeth in frustration, a hand reaching up to tightly grasp his scarf. He let out a sigh before he finally glanced back at her. “I… could try to teleport you back there. But I doubt I’d be able to transport myself with you, though. Because… well, my HP’s frozen at zero. That happened when I first got here. You could also say that I already have something supporting me and keeping me more or less ‘alive’.”
When he explained a few more details behind his condition, especially how this place had frozen time for him and kept him stuck just before dying, Alphys grew quiet with an upset look on her expression. He sounded so...nonchalant about this, like it was no big deal that he was stuck in some black void on the verge of death. Did he think there wasn’t any chance for him at getting better...?
“...Okay, but um...Geno, even though this place is keeping you alive, are you...happy here? Wouldn’t you rather be back in the real world? If your HP’s just hit zero and you haven’t dusted, there should still be a chance for you to recover health before you die for good.” Or at least, she hoped there would be a chance, she’d never dealt with a situation like this before. Still though, leaving Geno stuck in a place like this didn’t sit well with the doctor.
“I-I know it’s risky, so its completely up to you! But I think its important to help improve your condition, make it more comfortable for you, instead of you just accepting you’ll be h-hurt like this forever...”
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To feel so…protected was nice. A feeling Mettaton was never used to. It made warmth swell from within her, the smile on her face broadening. That monster had better watch out it Alphys was actually able to find them. They might be in for the beating of their lives. “Thank you…You really are one of my best friends. It’s nice to know someone has my back in all of this.”
“Course, you’ve always helped me called me names, I’m here for you Mettaton.”
Alphys set down her defensive friend look and came over to give the robot monster a hug. She knew Mettaton faced a lot of things like that now that she was more popular, but Alphys would work on reminding her of the most important thing.
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