If provoked Jaskier would 100% stab you, steal your horse and write a song about how your dick is small and here’s why:
So yes, everyone knows Jaskier is a sweet cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure
But
He’s also a completely insane fucking son of a bitch, like did y’all miss how the first thing he comes up with when he thinks he’s got a fucking djinn doing his bidding
Is sending said djinn to outright kill a motherfucker???
Did y’all sleep through that? Valdo Marx ring a bell?
This bitch has the stones to go around fucking the wives of anyone, no matter how powerful or likely to hang him? Sing about abortion? Get punched in the family jewels by a witcher and keep following him? Make snide comments at Yennefer of fucking Vengerberg and y’all think he’s some kind of helpless puppy?
Jaskier has Feral Slav Energy in perfect balance and symbiosis with Flower Child Energy and I Respect That And So Should You Or Your Mom A Hoe
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