Random stuff I'm obsessed over

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

If provoked Jaskier would 100% stab you, steal your horse and write a song about how your dick is small and here’s why:

So yes, everyone knows Jaskier is a sweet cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure

But

He’s also a completely insane fucking son of a bitch, like did y’all miss how the first thing he comes up with when he thinks he’s got a fucking djinn doing his bidding 

Is sending said djinn to outright kill a motherfucker???

Did y’all sleep through that? Valdo Marx ring a bell?

This bitch has the stones to go around fucking the wives of anyone, no matter how powerful or likely to hang him? Sing about abortion? Get punched in the family jewels by a witcher and keep following him? Make snide comments at Yennefer of fucking Vengerberg and y’all think he’s some kind of helpless puppy?

Jaskier has Feral Slav Energy in perfect balance and symbiosis with Flower Child Energy and I Respect That And So Should You Or Your Mom A Hoe

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[bisexualterror]

me, before the witcher: objectively speaking, I know that Henry Cavill is good looking, but 🤷🏽‍♀️ personally not my type. 

me, now that i’ve seen Henry Cavill in a white wig, basically filthy 80% of the time, speaks mostly in grunts and curse words: WELL, hello THERE -

[orbeavariegata]

this is so on brand it’s hilarious [x]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[anthracoceros]

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

[daglout]

some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows

[heavensickness]

[shynightbee]

Me casually reading in the living room:...

My mom screaming in the kitchen: Aaaaaah I burnt my balls!!!!

[glimmerpearl]

Mollymauk, telling his backstory to the rest of the M9: I died and came back to life

Nott’s inner monologue:

[elvhenanhorror]

[funsizedbirb]

Smash or Pass: The Arcana •Julian

[twitterpatedclones]

This is how I imagine the Rowdy Raven is in The Arcana.

Yes, even the singing.

Change my mind.

[timmys-and-scribbles]

Book 6 Part 1: Complete

Book 6, Part 2: Underway~ that anticipated eel scene, oof.

Want to start from the beginning? My masterlist is here: x

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[sketchy-saram]

Ugh, this is brilliant. ;v; Pretty much exactly how I imagined it tbh. (Though the bit with Malak nibbling her shawl was an adorable addition, ha ha.) <3 

[hlepopechka]

Reversed (or upright?) version on the last comic picture The Fool and The Apprentice

[hlepopechka]

Now he’s here shining in the starlight Now he’s here suddenly I know If he’s here it’s crystal clear I’m where I’m meant to go And at last I see the light And it’s like the fog has lifted And at last I see the light And it’s like the sky is new And it’s warm and real and bright And the world has somehow shifted All at once everything is different Now that I see you

(okay I’m dead) ♬Tangled OST - I see the light

[hlepopechka]

(is tumblr gonna flag this or not) so finally, finished sad arcana comic but I feel satisfied yes, hooded figure is how I see The Fool at least for now

[nyushitpost]

SHITPOSTY COMIC OF LUCIO (with Rupi’s aunt)

There are no normal people around poor Rupi…

[oreyuki]

Omg 😂😂😂 with rupi at the end is epic 😂😂 I love it *poorLuciobtw

[skeleson]

double trouble

[sketchy-saram]

If you weren’t thinking this in Asra’s route, what were you even doing?? xDD <3

[carnival-phantasm]

Every apex predator, looking at a capybara chilling: “…nah, I can’t eat this dude, that would be fucked up”

[slbtumblng-deactivated20221210]

[raejin99]