sHyPdom

The side blog to the main blog that is not exactly unhorny either. Attention-hoe pronouns needy/much

[mirigen-ly]

my handmade fiddlestan pookiesss love them so much

[puffsaddy]

[capacity]

They were too afraid to draw him with a huge bulge barely being held back by his panties bc it would be too powerful and sexy they were scared. He shouldn’t be hairless either but I’m getting greedy. And where’s the belly button ring?

[myniggascouture]

Or, Could it just be that his tuck game is on point?

[capacity]

Ohh my apologies this is a queen dedicated to her craft I see that now

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

[shypdom]

Honestly I thought that was what Grok was about - Grok beat Stone Head UGH!

[imacone]

"Passingly, I think that this might always have been inevitable, that perhaps she had always known it but had wanted to hold on for me, for as long as she could."

-Our Wives Under the Sea

[lohboh]

the only reason I know anything about the world cup right now is through nanoff drawing the losing countries getting railed

[lohboh]

wtf happened in today's game

[shypdom]

A post I would like to send to past me. We are getting a lot of bad things, but THIS too

[cellamare]

[mikkeneko]

I thought at the time and still maintain that Victor's actions make perfect sense if you take the premise that he's just coming off an extended major depressive episode. this is EXACTLY the kind of behavior you would expect to see from someone who has categorically realized "I can't live like this any more" and has just been presented with an alternative that doesn't involve suicide

[polaeart]

KCD sketches for your benefit

[frogandtoadpdf]

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

[lakevida]

[imnotokaythanks]

This was too good to leave in the tags

[sticksandsharks]

Birds of a Feather

[meanbossart]

He sprained his wrist sword-fighting and was told to keep it above the level of his heart. What did YOU think was happening???

[meanbossart]

[shypdom]

he is getting a check-up, uh uh uh

[gilbir-t]

Piece for the @memoriesfiddlestanzine

Makes me miss gravity falls <3 my very distressed men

[kayiiin]

Some cute(?) poses from request

[daima-456]

GANBARE FIDDLEFORD-KUN!!!

GANBARE STAN-KUN!!!

[breoasis]

a dangerous thing

[screnwriter-deactivated20220724]

''there's only one bed.''

''i'll bandage you up.''

''who did this to you?''

''i didn't know where else to go.''

''can you be my date to the wedding?''

''you're my best friend. i've always loved you.''

''shut up.'' ''make me.''

''i would never fall for you.''

''then why did you do it?'' ''BECAUSE I LOVE YOU''

[shypdom]

ah, the blissful childhood growing up with this like emotional malnutrion

[sotomar]

My anaconda will consider it

[unlimitedgoats]

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

[sparrowlucero]

dr who is (apparently) redesigning this turtle from the classic series to be just a green human elf lady instead and twitter is eating it up because "no one would take the show seriously otherwise" and "the audience isn't able to empathize with something that doesn't look human". another fascinating data point in the psychology of doctor who fans.

[sparrowlucero]

it's so over

[sparrowlucero]

there's like a 71% chance they did this because someone is going to have a sad tragic gay romance with the sea monster, and you know i just have to say: why are they afraid of this