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@shyquisitor
Draws a bust of Aldes some years later. i miss my boy and i think im gonna revive the blog, ive been active with Dragon age still in the time i was gone. doing Role plays and drawing, just haven’t made a lot i thought to post. you can thank @shyquisitor for giving me the final push to come back to this XD
angry smol, amused tol
a bunch of disapprovals because my inquisitor is an idiot
Lost Scene from DA2:
Hawke, disheveled, kicking down the door of the Hanged Man suite, shouting excitedly: VARRIC, I HAD SEX.
Varric, drinks already poured, quill above the parchment, shirt unreasonably open: Tell me everything.
DA Romances as Told by Marriage Tweets
Alistair
[Wedding] Priest: They’ve written their vows.
HoF: *recites beautiful vows*
Alistair: *takes out notecard* I love you and cheese the same amount.
Zevran
Zevran: My partner messaged me to say they’re excited to have barbecue ribs with me tonight, so I made sure to compliment their sexting skills.
Morrigan
Child: *crying because it isn’t her turn with the tiara*
Morrigan: ‘Tis important to share, girl.
HoF: You’re 35. Give her the tiara.
Leliana
Leliana: I’m secretly investigating how many decorative pillows I can put around the house until my wife loses her shit. Current count: 23.
Anders
[RSVPing to party]
Hawke: *whispers into phone* Is it ok if I bring my weird roomate?
Anders: *from behind* STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Isabela
Hawke: I’m glad I got married. Everyone deserves a sidekick!
Isabela: Good point, Robin.
Merrill
Hawke: We need milk, eggs, and bread. Write it down.
Merril: No need. I’ll remember!
Hawke: [one hour later] What’d you get?
Merrill: A panda!
Sebastian
Hawke: Until I got married, I didn’t know it was possible to chew gum arrogantly.
Fenris
Fenris: We got invited to two parties this weekend.
Hawke: Wow. We finally have friends.
Fenris: We’re skipping both, right?
Hawke: Obviously.
Solas
Inquisitor: I’m still waiting for my husband to apologize for what he did in my dream last night.
Sera
Sera: *pulls back curtain while wife is in shower* Are we - stop screaming, its just me - Are we out of Cheetos?
Cullen
Cullen: [Leaving for work] *gives wife quick kiss* *spends 10 minutes saying bye to the dog*
Bull
Bull: You gonna drink that entire bottle of wine?
Inquisitor: You didn’t marry no quitter
Bull: *nods* My Queen.
Dorian
Inquisitor: I love you.
Dorian: You should. I’m a goddamn miracle.
Cassandra
Cassandra: *watches Inquisitor sleep* I just love him so much. He’s my everyth-
Inquisitor: *snores*
Cassandra: I CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS.
Josephine
Josephine: *Runs back into house which is on fire*
Inquisitor: What are you doing?!
Josephine: I just wanted to straighten up a little before the firemen get here.
Blackwall
Inquisitor: My husband won’t let me pick up wood at Home Depot because he doesn’t want it scratched or bent, but I can take care of his children daily.
morrigan: sera, surely you, an elf, know who mythal is
sera: ur mom lol
morrigan:
Flower shop AU
Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”
Omfg
MY TIME HAS COME
so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.
im no Florist but I thought I’d try my hand at such a beautiful gift of absolute loathing
they broke him outta the gallows that very night
READY THE ANGST REQUESTS MY DUDES AHAHAHAHAHHA
Bull no.
I once set blackwall on fire because my party was surrounded by bears in the hinterlands and in my intense bear-induced panic I mistook blackwall for a bear and my Inquisitor burned the poor man’s beard off in fear
She’s not used to all the facial hair that only gets amplified by his pelt. After all, she prefers less rugged-looking men :)
Bear comic 2 (x)
I met Cullen for the first time again and this is still all I see.
When you just wanna retire happily but your daughter takes after her papa.
FenHawke headcanon:
Fenris and Hawke never officially got married, but at some point after Here Lies the Abyss Varric sits them down and is like “I know you two like to rebel against the establishment or whatever, but you put me in charge of all your finances so I’m going to need you to sign these papers so you’re legally married for inheritance purposes.” In the future whenever anyone asks who proposed, Hawke and Fenris both just say “Varric”
Zevran
Solavellan Halloween
Lavellan: *arrives, dressed as Fen'Harel*
Cole: this is actually funny because-
Solas: *puts a hand on Cole's mouth and whispers* this is not funny
Okay, so picture this:
Solas rips open the Veil
Hawke fucking steps out of it
Lots of people want Hawke to punch him in the face.
Parallel universe where Hawke was left in the fade was a bad idea. Abort.
