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echo-in-shell

Thy Apple, thy circle.

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yeah i just watched dracula a love tale three times but like what if i just watch it again

zonexqx

writersisland

any ideas for a royal/political arranged marriage, but (against all expectations) both are into it?

Leading up to the ceremony ‣ knowing they would not be thrilled, the couple is not informed of the arrangement until it is set in stone and only few weeks away ‣ A had to be locked up and guarded in the days leading up to the wedding to make sure they don‘t run away ‣ B had to physically be dragged to A‘s kingdom

Right before the ceremony ‣ A threatens to stab their promised spouse upon meeting them at the altar ‣ B is threatened by their parents about making a scene during the wedding ‣ both expect the other to be much older than themself, arrogant, or otherwise undesireable ‣ “Is that a knife in your sleeve? Give me that, you are not killing your spouse before the vows are even read!”

During the ceremony ‣ the promised couple meets at the altar… and both wonder why their parents failed to mention that their promised spouse is H O T ‣ both relaxing as they make little comments during the ceremony, matching each other's freaks ‣ both only having prepared passive aggressively insulting vows and either reading them with matching smirks or improvising new ones

During the reception ‣ the newly weds ignore almost everyone else because conversation is so good between them ‣ intense chemistry, to a point that the new in-laws fear the couple will sneak into the bushes together ‣ “You're not gonna like this, but up until an hour ago I was sure I was gonna have to kill you to be able to escape.” “Oh no, me too. But then I saw you, and… Well, I reconsidered.” “Likewise.” ‣ bonding over their mutual distaste for their parents' overreach ‣ “Most dissappointing that my parents will get to gloat about finding me a good match.” “I understand. We can always make them regret it by being horrible together.” “Perfect.”

i don't think the gargoyles were cursed children.

i think, in his mad loneliness, he gave the stone gargoyles of his castle a cursed life like his own - and when God forgave him, he granted the gargoyles REAL life bc Vlad loved them like his OWN children. (the ones in his mad mind probably filled some void that was ripped open when he lost his own child along with his wife)

#dracula a love tale #idk i choose to romanticize everything in this film instead of making it dark and sad #i love vlad hes such a fucking wife guy #truly the gomez addams of draculas

kitskull

I have been struggling with liking my art lately. I go a few weeks without drawing then suddenly have inspiration but then once I draw I immediately hate my artwork 😞

I might try doing art on canvas or start crafting again because the digital art is making me dislike my art all over again.

Here is more Dracula A Love Take art because I love this movie and this version of Dracula 🖤

yukiimei

𝓒𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓫 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓻𝔂 𝓙𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓼𝓸 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓶𝓸𝓿𝓲𝓮, 𝓰𝓸𝓭 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓹 𝓶𝓮.

im watching dracula a love tale for the third day in a row LMAO this shit is literally a fanfic of dracula made into a movie and its fucking awesome

giselsann

dyingroses

cheeseanonioncrisps

“A kiss may be grand, but it won’t pay the rental, on your humble flat, or help you at the automat.”

Like literally the most famous song about how much girls love jewellry is just explaining the importance of getting jewellry for when your partner leaves you penniless and alone.

ohheyheyitsjj

The founder of Girl Scouting in the US, Juliette Gordon Low, funded her first troop by selling her pearl necklace, which was her only belonging after her husband died and left everything to his mistress.

She founded Girl Scouts to teach girls self-sufficiency so they wouldn’t have to go through what she went through when her husband died and she didn’t know how to take care of herself.

penrosesun

While we’re on the subject, let’s please also remember that historically disenfranchised communities who had to worry about frequently being run out of town often bought expensive jewelry with their limited funds not because they were greedy or tacky or classless, but rather because you can’t sew a real estate investment into the lining of your coat, and the powers that be can’t freeze a diamond necklace the way that they can freeze a bank account.

dracula a love tale is basically a film adaptation of a fanfic and i fucking love that lmfao

ymirspygmalionism

Caleb Landry-Jones is 𝖁lad 𝕯racula Dracula : a love tale

The concept of Vlad Dracula being playful with Elisabeta :

I don't know how many of you know about Vlad III's life ( and I know in the movie it says II but that was his father, the actual Count Dracula is Vlad III ) but after reading about it, the way in which he looks happy, with a heart light enough to let himself being something so far from the man he'd been grown to be, is almost heartbreaking. Sold to the Ottomans as a child, non stop troubles because of his father's position on the throne, the animosity with his younger brother, and if all of this wasn't already enough, even when Vlad got his place on the Wallachian throne he'd been so troubled with the conflicts inside his own reign.

In spite all of this - if we think about him as we got to know him in the movie - Vlad found his light in Elisabeta : he let her get a hold on his heart to the point that she's able to bring his childish side to the surface, allowing him to be the worry-less child he was never allowed to be. Knowing about all of this background weighting on his shoulders, it's more painful to watch him on the screen crying to the point of scarring his cheek, as us spectators think about the fact that Elisabeta was Vlad's sole consolation in his entire existence.