[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sanelirams]

Be with someone who actually gives a fuck about your bad days

[northw0man-deactivated20201019]

Here’s a cool trick to see if a man actually respects you: try disagreeing with him

[okay]

I’m too romantic and unrealistic

[sexualremarks]

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

not to channel george orwell on main but nows the time to start keeping hammers next to every electrical device u own lol

[elpatron56]

last thing the device sees before I hammer it to death

[thorodinson]

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

well that’s something

[mothcub]

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

[weheartchrisevans]

ellyanastanton: Haven’t been bowling in at least 15 years, but when the Capt asks you to give it a try, you go. 😂He kicked all our asses. 

[striders]

@ my dog: if you want the rewards of playing fetch you must first submit to the mortifying ordeal of DROPPING THE BALL

[newkidsonmycock11]

[10knotes]

What kind of idiot could make that mistake

[catchymemes]

“My wife was tired of our dog sleeping in our bed at night. So i decided to build him his own house.“

[lieutenantdarvell]

FALSE. The real story is much more heartwarming!!

Buster is a rescue who had severe anxiety and trust issues. He would hide from his new dad and avoided being in the same room as him. So, to make him feel safe, his dad built him this space where he can chill without being bothered. It’s also soundproof for when fireworks are being set off! It’s helped Buster become a much more confident dog, to the point he’ll not only remain in the room with his dad but will actually cuddle with him!!

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

[thepervertedasian-blog]

oh my god is that man wearing crocs

[abugida-blog]

[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

THIS IS A KIDS SHOW

[deejay]

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