I GOT SO HIGH I CAN'T STAND UP

SIA REMY ABRAMS there isn't much to say, I must admit.

[devon-theanderson-deactivated20]

Note to self,

apparently humming ‘Beauty School Dropout’ under your breath while handing your money at a cashier can lead to great misunderstandings… and very cold glares. 

[devon-theanderson-deactivated20]

[siaremyabrams]

Yikes... That's actually kind of amusing, though.

[itscassbro]

No problem, Princess.

So, what do you think of the universe?

[siaremyabrams]

I think the universe has a funny way of doing things.

[sunnybaudelaire]

is there anyway I can help? 

[siaremyabrams]

Not right now, no.

[itscassbro]

It’s okay. I’ve never really been in a relationship before, not the kind that goes beyond hooking up, anyway. I mean, I’m twenty-one years old, I sleep in my day clothes, and I’m still wearing the underwear I wore three days ago. Yes, I live in my parents’ house and yes, I jerk off to porn mags and lesbians with strap-ons. So, what if you haven’t dated since your boyfriend’s passing, and the thought of touching yourself to the thought of him makes you afraid to be a necrophiliac? You do you, my friend, and do anyone else you feel like doing. Relationships are messy and hard and confusing, and there’s too much I love you-ing going on that people don’t mean most of the time. You take it one step at a time, as slowly and as surely as you want.

[siaremyabrams]

Thanks, Superhero Cass.

[claire-alyse]

No, not at all. It just happens around the season change, and too much sleep.

[siaremyabrams]

Makes sense.

[sunnybaudelaire]

…oh right….I didn’t know you were still having problems with that 

[siaremyabrams]

I'll always have problems with it.

[claire-alyse]

Nope. I wasn’t drinking at all.

[siaremyabrams]

Weird. Are you sick?

[remembermyname-sterling]

I Finally Stopped Goofing Around...

[remembermyname-sterling]

You should get some rest.

[siaremyabrams]

I'm probably going to have a beer and then call it a night.

[claire-alyse]

Advil doesn’t work for me. But I’m not dumb, I took an NSAID. 

[siaremyabrams]

Good to know you aren't dumb, and just suffered. Did you drink too much last night, or?

[remembermyname-sterling]

I Finally Stopped Goofing Around...

[remembermyname-sterling]

I’m great. How about you?

[siaremyabrams]

I'm tired as hell, but that's alright.

[claire-alyse]

Minus the painful headache and aching.. everything else, I managed to go out and actually run errands. Though, it would have been nicer had I made someone do it for me.

[siaremyabrams]

There is a thing called Advil for this. I would suggest using them next time.

[devon-theanderson-deactivated20]

I will always be in awe at ballet’s dances names. Though that’s probably my favorite Tchaikovsky’s composition, ever. I used to play on the piano whenever I wanted to wake Mallory from his naps. There’s something about the highest notes of the composition that used to piss him off to no point. 

[siaremyabrams]

You play piano? That's super cool. Yeah, the high notes are killer.

[thewildedylan]

Doing… anything with kids is torture. Just being around them is enough to make me question everything I’ve done.

[siaremyabrams]

Well, they're more teenagers than kids, poor choice of wording on my part. Why is that?

[harper-archive]

If you hate it, why are you teaching it?

[siaremyabrams]

Because that's what I was told to do? 

[sunnybaudelaire]

Getting better? …were you sick or something ? 

[siaremyabrams]

With the drug problem.

[itscassbro]

Well, you look the part. I’ll definitely do that. Oh. Well, that sucks. I mean, it sucks for you, but probably not for the millions of eligible bachelors everywhere.

[siaremyabrams]

Alright, Superhero. Yeah, it does suck. I haven't dated since, but there's been no reason to. Hooked up, yeah, but... I dunno. Never had the time.

[rachel-b-anderson]

Been worse? Is everything alright?

[siaremyabrams]

It's getting better.