Sickbeet

I was sneezed on by Beyoncé..

[chlostars]

listen up: “hark the herald angel sing/ glory to the newborn king” and “i know when that hotling bling/ that can only mean one thing” have the same number of syllables

merry christmas

[governmentsecret]

Government Secret #509

Donald Trump’s presidential campaign is actually the longest episode of Punk’d ever in American history

[caloriq]

This Aladdin be killing it with the Yeezys 😂

[elkrevsz]

Daaaaaaaamn!!! XD

[disbar-deactivated20160905]

THIS WAS INCREDIBLE hahaha

[onlytwitterpics]

[pornstarbucks]

when you forget theres homework due tomorrow

[kiba2-dead]

“hey what are you doing?”

“wyoming.”

“isn’t that a state?”

“no it’s a verb.”

*continues to wyom*

[thebabyanimals]

[sizvideos]

How To Shut Down Catcallers - Full video

[unsounded]

Learning to swim

[schluddle]

tear in my heart // twenty øne piløts

[drownerrs]

[shitshilarious]

He’s actually not wrong

[rachelsgreen]

[kxte]

i’ve waited a whole year to finally reblog this

[don-t-let-them-catch-you]

Been in my queue for a year

[video-hall-of-fame]

me trying to be seductive 

[himsbian]

[only1600kids]

pumpkin carving

[seefloor-deactivated20160424]

I think somebody wants attention

[quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks]

“I could claw this hapless human to death… but she’s so cute… and I love her…”

[hypochondriacdreaming-deactivat]

*very gently threatens*

[opossumom-deactivated20170107]

its good

[huffylemon]

PET THE CAT PLS IT JUST WANTS LOVE

[drinkt0forget-deactivated202303]

Can we just take a moment to be thankful this tweet exists.