[idrils]

kickstarter to replace my uterus with something useful like a boombox or a fog machine

[higgzorz]

i wish soulja boy would walk into my house and crank dat, killing me instantly

[fiddlesolo]

bella rollin up the the cullens house knowing full well her blood smells damn near irresistible but risking it all for a chance at finally getting dicked down by the weird boy from bio

[acaciasapling]

Me when I’m playing mine craft and I’m starving to death but I see a cow just minding her own business

[365daysofbarbie]

[catchymemes]

[oaluz]

being angry at your friends’ boyfriends is a very specific and timeless mood

[pochowek]

[serotnin]

my constant need for affection vs my disgust of vulnerability

[striders]

literally every skin and hair care professional in the world: hot showers are really damaging!!!

me, stepping out of the shower into a bathroom filled floor to ceiling with steam, my skin glowing neon pink after i’ve scrubbed every inch of my body raw under boiling water: Interesting!

[cumprise-deactivated20211231]

I’m a stay at home thot

[mcburn]

adhd culture is writing fast but having your mind go even faster so you accidentally a few words

[mental-health-memes]

[bideogaymes]

me in a meme.

[unbotheredmuse]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

Me

[gettingintoknives]

if she’s your girl why did she put a cup over me and slide a piece of paper underneath so she could gently carry me outside