Sonya Blade

ARMY BRAT

[sicklegirlvanna]

Hey guys

Im still alive and still workin on the stories

Yeah im attempting to write multiple

See ya

[sicklegirlvanna]

Im making a story a story that I'm gonna take my time on and need honest options on and its gonna be an alcina x reader insert

now its gonna take a little min but I promise to at least try to make it worth it

aight y'all be easy

savannah

Edit: hey yall been a hectic few months for me however im still workin on the story

Take care

[sicklegirlvanna]

(Savannah ordering food)

Savannah: yo you want some chicken I'm buying

Miranda: ...

Savannah: what

Miranda: you know damn well I don't eat fucking chicken

Savannah: why

Miranda: ITS CANNIBALISM LEAVE THAT TO ALCINAS BIG ASS

Alcina(offended): girl you made me like this don't do that

Miranda: you asked for it

Alcina: I asked for an easy way out you extended my stay

Miranda: damn well when you put it like that...

Savannah: so... no chicken for both of you

Alcina: oh no dear fuck her I'm still ordering

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Happy new year

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Thanksgiving pt 2

Savannah: can I suggest we play a game

(Sonya aggressively trying to cut dry ass ham): no you may not

(Alcina drinking her 5th glass of wine): ignore her dear go on

Savannah: why don't we ask each other what were thankful for

(Everyone looks up from their plates)

(Angie jumping up and down in Donna's lap): OHH CAN I GO FIRST

Daniela: girl shut the fuck up you just blew my damn eardrums out

Angie: it look like i give a rats ass about your fucking eardrums that's like me caring about this dry ass nasty ass potato salad mirandas big foreheaded ass brought...isn't that right donna

(Donna looks at a pissed off miranda shaking her head): I don't know what the fu-

Cassandra: Donna didn't you spit it out and sprinkle some holy water on it like that shit was gonna work

Donna: what yall not finna do is throw me under the bus didn't you say that your mother's cornbread was dryer than any woman's pussy when karl comes around

(Both karl and alcina gasp in utter shock)

Cassandra: oh you fucking spaghetti loving sonova-

Savannah: I'm bout to get fucking mad bro

(Everyone looks at savannah)

Savannah: WHOS DRY ASS TURKEY IS THIS AND WHY THE HELL IS THE GREENS WITHERED AND DONT FUCKING GET ME STARTED ON THESE RUNNY ASS DEVELED EGGS KARL

Karl: my eggs are not runny and um I think sarah connor over there made the turkey

Sonya: NO MY SOUTHERN ASS DIDN'T

Moreau: i-i m-made it

Everyone:...

Sonya: you wanna know what I'm thankful for

Alcina: what dear

Sonya: the fact that belas purse is right next to me so I have something to vomit in cause I'm not making it to the bathroom

Bela: bro you not vomiting in my new purse

Miranda: I hate this fucking family

Savannah: aww we hate you too

(Miranda grins evilly): I'll tell you what I'm thankful for

(Moreau getting happy): what is it

(Miranda grabbing a duffle bag she spawned out of nowhere): what goes before 47

(Everyone stares confused except savannah and sonya who are slowly looking for the nearest window to jump out of)

Bela: 46?

(Miranda opens the bag): No Ak

(Savannah and sonya are already outside when the shots rang out)

Savannah: let's go to the bar fuck Thanksgiving

Sonya: reading my mind agian i see

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Nobody

The sounds the daughters have to hear every time alcina gets a maid she likes

Honestly how can they look their mother in the eyes after that breakfast gotta be awkward the next morning.

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Done ill probably add some shit but idk

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Nah bro wtf is this💀💀💀💀💀💀

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Alcina: sonya where are the girls

Sonya:outside shooting roman candles at each other

Alcina: WHAT

Sonya: you heard me also don't go out there

Alcina: IM GOING OUT THERE WHAT IF SOMEONE GETS HURT

sonya: I'm warning you don't go out there

Alcina rushes out to the courtyard to find bela and savannah shooting towards cassandra cassie and daniela who are shooting back

Alcina: ARE YOU ALL OUT OF YOUR MINDS

All of them turn towards alcina

Savannah: fire at big lady

They then start shooting towards alcina meanwhile sonya eats a red white and blue themed cupcake grinning

Sonya: and this is why I didn't go out there I told her ass not to go out there

A few hours later sonya is patching alcina up while trying not to laugh

Alcina: if you say it I'll skin you alive

Sonya: I won't baby I won't

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Can't wait till I finish

[sicklegirlvanna]

Mother's day

Bela Cassandra and Daniela gave their mother flowers, hugs, kisses,and lots of love.

Cassie gave sonya a mug that's says number 1 mom

Donna gave mother miranda a new mask and a doll version (due to savannah talking shit about it)

Savannah however sat alone in her room with a picture of a woman who went missing a long time ago

A woman that was supposed to be so special to her but so far away or if she's even alive savannah doesn't know

Everyone tried to get savannah out her room but all attempts were met with silence

Savannah puts the tear stained picture on her nightstand cuddled with her dog and went to sleep still crying something she hates doing even Cassandra couldn't cheer her up

The woman in the picture was her mother

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[sicklegirlvanna]

Daniela: hey savannah can I ask you a question

Savannah: yeah what's up

Daniela: can you roast anyone you get mad at like you did miranda

Savannah: oh Angelina Jolie off whish

Daniela: yeah

Savannah: why

Daniela: roast me you'll never get this chance agian

Savannah: ...

Daniela: comon now

Savannah: you got a death whish

Daniela: maybe

Savannah: OKAY BET YOU OFFBRAND ICE SPICE FOOL ME ONCE FOOL ME TWICE LOOKIN ASS, LET ME COOK YO BOOKWORM ASS, MATTER OF FACT YOU LOOK LIKE ICE SPICE BUT IF THE ICE MELTED, YOU NOT SEXY REDD YOU CUTE CRIMSION, YOU THOUGHT THE GRIMACE SHAKE WAS A TICKTOCK DANCE, YO LIPS FAT AS FUCK KILEY JENNER ASS LIPS, STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE FROM ROMANIA IN THE VICTORIAN ERA LOOKIN ASS, YOU NOT WEDNESDAY YOU CRIMSION MONDAY, FUCK OUTTA HERE ARIEL FROM TRANSYLVANIA WITHO YO DELUSIONAL ASS, YOU WALKED UP TO A MAIDEN YESTERDAY SINGING WITNEY HUSTON WITH YO GODDAMN 🎶 ANNND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILLLLLL ALWAAAAAYS LOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUU🎶 LOOKIN ASS

Daniela: okay damn okay

Savannah: eggs bacon grits sausage the spiders in you room held you hostage, WITH YO BLOODY ARACHNOPHOBIC, ASS HOW YOU KILL PEOPLE AND YOU HATE SPIDERS, YOU GOT SOMBODYS PERIOD BLOOD ON YO FACE ,YOU PALE AS SHIT YOU RADIATE SUNLIGHT, YOU WENT TO THE APPLE STORE LOOKING FOR BANANAS, YOU THOUGHT SMASH BROS WAS A GAY PORNO MAGAZINE, YOU THOUGHT THE SUPER BOWL WAS A ACTUAL BOWL, YOU BROUGHT A BOOGIE BOMB WITH YOU TO THE BALL JUST INCASE YOU RAN OUT OF DANCE MOVES ,CHUCKY CALLED HE WANTS HIS HAIR BACK ,YOU LOOK LIKE A GENDERBENT ED SHEERAN ,IN FACT YOU NOT ICE SPICE YOU WATER SUGAR you want me to continue

Daniela: um no I'm good

Savannah:are you crying

Daniela(holding back tears): NO

Daniela asked Daniela received

[notbadforafailedvessel]

[sicklegirlvanna]

I got yall😎

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Miranda's new headphones

*savannah walks into miranda's office with a box in her hands* hey mira I bought you something

*miranda petting Cornelius*: what is it savannah it better not be another glitter bomb

*savannah chuckles as she hands miranda some headphones*

Miranda: what the hell am I supposed to do with these

*Savannah opens the box and helps miranda connect to her phone she then opens Spotify*

Miranda: sooo I can listen to music without anyone hearing

*Savannah with Cornelius on her head*: yep

*savannah then plays Texas by bigxthaplug on mirandas phone*

Miranda:....

Savannah: I'm gonna take Cornelius for a fly enjoy those

*savannah then leaves with Cornelius on her head bopping to the music playing on her headphones*

Miranda:....why this song make me want to go to texas

*Miranda starts dancing to the playlist savannah sent her*

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(Savannah, bela, Cassandra, and Daniela staring at the TV like they're hypnotized)

Sonya: what the hell is on my TV screen

Savannah: we are watching a work of art

Cassandra: yeah this is art

Daniela: this deserves a oscar

Bela: fuck that a grammy

(Alcina suddenly sits down next to savannah as sonya stares at them in disbelief)

Alcina: scratch that dearests Nobel piece prize

(The five of them nod in agreement)

Sonya: this is a video of a FUCKING TURTLE EATING WATERMELON ITS 3:00 IN THE MORNING GO TO BED

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Savannah looking at alcinas baby pictures: aww so adorable (looks at alcina) what happend

Alcina: GIRL GET THE FUCK OUT