i'm bad at parties

S. | 21 | She/Her | Freelance internet fanatic. Web maven. Coffee addict. Subtly charming troublemaker. Oh, i fall down a lot too

[sickofucko]

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[sickofucko]

What day is it?

[garfield-comic]

Garfield by Jim Davis for Mon, 19 Jun 2023

[kaijuno]

[conveniencestoreman]

my jonas brother in christ

[nahla-spam]

Guy who’s a shameless flirt and guy who’s too autistic for this

[mielnah-deactivated20220722]

we need more men in STEM (Skirts, Tight pants, Eyeliner, Mesh tops)

[blackpyrefly]

GRIZZLED OLD WARRIOR: hey kid… thats hell youre walking into

YOUNG ASPIRING HERO: [pauses uncertainly at the threshold of door labelled ELF PUSSY]

[larval-tear]

outta the way bitchboy

[louis-pain]

vroom vroom

[vodenanimfa]

Beverages for everyone scrolling

🧋🧃🍵

🍵🥤☕

🧃☕🧋

[st-pam]

[0verthinking1t]

Got some shit to manifest. Come through, jelly buddy.

[sheer--chaos]

Just manifesting😭

[weaver-z]

Fondly remembering the time that a cat owner casually entered their calico Maine Coon in a cat fancier’s competition and the judges lost their minds because the cat was 1) male and 2) able to bear children

[weaver-z]

Anyway here’s Dawntreader Texas Calboy as a silly lil kitten

[weaver-z]

Here’s an excerpt from one of the articles about the drama his entry caused among the Cat Fanciers that I thought was very earnest and sweet <3

And also some of Calboy’s children!

[gasterofficial]

@pangur-and-grim

[elodieunderglass]

He is fearfully and wonderfully made!

[rainbow-lizzard]

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I was about to say he would technically be an intersex king (not because I dislike the concept of trans cats, just bc intersex rep is sorely needed too) but I did some more reading on this icon and actually found the article OP referenced.

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He’s not your usual male calico kitty as it turns out. That’s already cool and rare, but he’s even cooler and rarer than that!

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Calboy is a chimera!! Which is really fucking cool of you ask me. The chances of having a male calico this way are slim to none, but the mad lad still exists! What an icon. I would die for Calboy.

[weaver-z]

Everyone in the tags of this post @ cat show judges

[wallacewellsvstheworld]

Scott and Wallace

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

youre out of slutch............. im out of slime............................

[tuxedodan]

yeah I know them we went to tumblr together

[sexygaywizard]

Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

[sexygaywizard]

Me when I'm a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats

[50rats]

[sexygaywizard]

OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME

[sexygaywizard]

You know what you are so right... We have a bond, these 50 rats and I....

OH SHIT OH NO

WAIT

I CAN'T FEED THIS MANY RATS

[sexygaywizard]

Guess there's only one way to solve this... I must venture into the cheese caves...

Damn, it's dark in here

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[bollyswood]

MEAN GIRLS (2004) dir. Mark Waters