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16 (He/him); bisexual; bassist/guitarist; wannabe outdoorsman; thespian.

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(Louis Armstrong voice)

I see green trees.

Green trees too.

I see them trees.

It's nothin new.

And I think to myself...

I'm fucking lost in the woods

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Is it worth it..

[custer-mp3]

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You won't catch me alive

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Frank Sinatra songs be like "I'm the best fucking singer of all time now get jumpscared by my big band"

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Is it worth it..

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sorry I ghosted you I convinced myself you hate me (or to hate you)

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Vaginas are the worlds first 3d printers.

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I will now use this spectrum to assess everything in my life

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Why is she face timing him‼️❓

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my toxic trait is texting like everyone I know because I'm bored and then getting overwhelmed when they text back and telling them all I have to go except one just continuing from there

[hydro-homies]

you're not

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you're not.

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I'd be fine with being water boarded as long as it's not Dasani fuck that

[pointnclick]

wanna come over and play spreadsheet on my computer

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first date idea

[humanrinds]

get in losers, we’re fetishising a music genre

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get in losers, we're fetishizing a music genre

[valtsv]

girls go to college to get more knowledge. men go to svalbard to die in the polar night.

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I am a viking lord and I will die like one

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I swear to god Anthrax is not a real band it's some kind of Mandela effect because people wear their shirts and have their merch or whatever but nobody I know who listens to metal can name a single Anthrax song.

I'd like to believe a group of dudes just joined up and said "let's make a metal band" and they all said "ok", never did ANYTHING then profited off of merch

[bathylychnops]

reblog ifyou love her and she makes you smile the coelacanth

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#anicentfishyeahdog

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Imagine carrying around a sack of developing nut in your uterus for 9 months, push it out for hours and then name it fucking Aiden.