stuart little's little stuart

lou, grown up, she/her, ne england. 🔞

[humanrinds]

[humanrinds]

sometimes you have to go to bed wearing a moustache made of pimple patches to feel less uncomfortable when you wake up

[hugsohugs]

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

posting about being a "sensitive white boy" in 2026 just makes you sound like this

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

[assaultmystic-archive]

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

[maculategiraffe]

I wish we'd gotten a comfier dystopia, like in brave new world or the machine stops or biting the sun or uglies. one of the ones where you live in a nice room and do recreational drugs and listen to music and your biggest problem is your protagonist buddy who keeps staring gloomily out the window and talking about how it's all meaningless really. can I transfer to one of those dystopias. this one sucks

[hotvampireadjacent]

[malewifesavant]

thinking about antony starr and his canine teeth…yeah, that’s it

[humanrinds]

i can't believe i'm saying it but i miss the 'i play as a girl bc if i'm going to be staring at someone's ass it might as well be a nice one' kinds of male gamers

[pissvortex]

[humanrinds]

once again grateful for filtering

[humanrinds]

i swear londoners forget that the rest of the country doesn't speak the same language as them

'waitrose in zone 4' means absolutely nothing to me wtf do you mean zone 4 where even is that

[mourambles]

as a self shipper I am SICK AND TIRED of the anti-y/n propaganda !!!

“y/n is cringe and unrealistic” NOPE! Y/n is ME and EVERY CHARACTER IS IN LOVE WITH ME because I am CUTE AND SHY AND PRETTY.

all it takes is a bit of bravery.. and then you too can be y/n….

[dogpuppy]

[suzirya]

I got permission from this friend to post this because holy fuck I can't stop laughing