Donuts are the only motivation I need @captainkittyandstarnoble - Tumblr Blog

why don't you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you'll feel butter

duckdotcom

shalpilot

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

belzrgr

/water

shalpilot

oh…. why thank you!!

inkskinned

i’m pretty calm and understanding but if i say “please don’t touch me” and you proceed to purposefully touch me, natural instinct will kick in and the large raptor which operates this machine will bite your fucking hand off

pierogiy

ohhhh yeahhhhhh

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

gallusrostromegalus

seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'

twig-the-escaped-cephalopod

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

phaeton-flier

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

phaeton-flier

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

theaudientvoid

centrally-unplanned

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

theabigailthorn

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

mmhberry

I’ve been redoing shadowbringers recently, and there’s something I want you to see.

I want you to look at this sandwich basket the exarch made for wol after returning from il mheg

looks delicious right ? now count each of them, if you count everything that makes 14 sandwiches

in this scene wol talks with ardbert (with the screen fading out), then goes to sleep. when they wake up we see that the whole basket is empty: this implies wol ate a basket of fourteen sandwiches in one sitting didn’t even put some on the side of later or anything do you know how hungry you’d have to be to eat fourteen sandwiches like that.

voidsetup1

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

shadandrews

Besties........ :)

depsidase

thememedaddy

thepaisleyelf

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it