I Could Be Your Long-Lost Princess

31 | she/her | ♓️| bi. Tumblring since 2012. I like video games, mostly fantasy open world RPGs. Love music, but I get nervous being seen or heard engaging with music. Profile photo by @Jashoang

[segamascott]

[surprisemoose]

What kind of Millennial™️ are you?

Avocado toast millennial

I am bird watcher now.

I ran a marathon for fun?

Yes, I am currently working on five fiber art projects…

Other millennial stereotype that I will write in the tags.

I am unfortunately not part of the greatest generation aka here for the result

Remaining time: 2 days 18 hours

Please share!

[galaxywarp]

you say you’re not scared and yet you refuse to enter my rendering distance

[eroscestlavie]

drink beer with noodles and chili oil… stomach will toil. noodles and chili oil with water…responsible daughter

[1five1two]

Leopard Figurine. Mesopotamia. c. 3300-2900 BC.

[eternalgirlscout]

so called "free thinkers" when hi 1 quastion

[dogpuppy]

[peteneems]

[briannyssey]

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

[zenaidasden]

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[cielomist]

this is literally just how final fantasy x-2 goes

[do-you-have-a-flag]

wow i can’t believe ryan gosling was in the nice guys and exactly nothing else, what a career

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[iminsaneandcrazygirl420420]

Hi for the love of god hello

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

[archacovercosine]

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

[redstonedust]

nobody numa numas like they used to

[redstonedust]

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

[sonic06apologist]

[lyssatbqh]

posting screenshots of me without responding? NOW you're really gonna get it