I Could Be Your Long-Lost Princess

31 | she/her | ♓️| bi. Tumblring since 2012. I like video games, mostly fantasy open world RPGs. Love music, but I get nervous being seen or heard engaging with music. Profile photo by @Jashoang

[iminsaneandcrazygirl420420]

Hi for the love of god hello

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

[archacovercosine]

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

[redstonedust]

nobody numa numas like they used to

[redstonedust]

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

[sonic06apologist]

[lyssatbqh]

posting screenshots of me without responding? NOW you're really gonna get it

[log6]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

[luulapants]

Wait hold on what was that

[peculiaritybending]

Han, Leia and Luke as a trio in the first movie is so funny because Leia and Luke are revolutionaries who have lost absolutely everything and Han is like those guys with a sports car that revs their engines super loudly when they drive through tunnels

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[puppygirllaika]

so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

[puppygirllaika]

"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????

[puppygirllaika]

wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]

[depsidase]

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[valtsv]

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

[valtsv]

here is a little bat to banish your sadness

[conquerorwurm]

This nice little bat reminds me of this other nice little bat who was drawn in the 1200s:

[trekmemes-deactivated20220205]

[manipulated-pieces]

This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”

[kristina100000]

me whenever i skip sudoku and/or solitaire day

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

when the curse is lifted

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[64mpg]

i don’t know how people care about sports but it’s okay

[iamoutofideas]

it’s really not.

[64mpg]

i’m tired of pretending it’s okay. we have to kill them