I Am My Own Problematic Fave

Lauren - she/her - 30 - What is tumblr if not a a place for me to say stuff?

[nnjrwpu]

oh goodness! oh dear!! oh no!!!

[trentcrimms]

TED LASSO | 3.02

[surprisemoose]

I want to make it clear. If Vegas makes it to the Stanley Cup finals, I will be cheering for Mitch Marner and only Mitch Marner.

[surprisemoose]

Okay, so I’ve decided what my ideal outcome for the finals is. I want it to be a “Carolina wins the cup, but Mitch Marner gets this snitch” situation.

[gabelandeskog]

Nathan MacKinnon swimming in the hotel pool with flippers and goggles 🏊‍♂️

[chr0l10]

Just found this it's a little old but Kane, Cat and Gibson at a Detroit tigers game. This coupled with the rumors kane is definitely staying in Detroit

[cassili]

is anyone doing nhl retirement quite like unhinged wine mom beau bennett

[2022dirt]

Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.

[thequietesthing]

i need you all to hear me!!!!! i don’t care!!!!!! i don’t care if it’s different from the books, if they changed some scenes, if some were missing, if others were added!!!!!!!!! i don’t care!!!!!!!!!!!! it made me giggle and blush (iykyk) and laugh and be sad and everything in between!!!!!!!!!! it has been sooooo loooong since a tv/movie adaptation has made me feel exactly like reading the book has!!!!!!!!!!! i love it!!!!!!!!!

[pinkyups]

ANTONIO CIPRIANO AS JOHN LOGAN OFF CAMPUS, 1.01.

[surprisemoose]

I want to make it clear. If Vegas makes it to the Stanley Cup finals, I will be cheering for Mitch Marner and only Mitch Marner.

[funny-tik-toks]

[charitydingle]

耳をすませば / Whisper of the Heart 1995,dir. Yoshifumi Kondō

[hyrude]

basically this is what all those 911 gifsets look like to me

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

[emptyjunior]

you guys gotta watch sweetpea. She's a freak. She's a weirdo. She's breaking into people bins to get the big news scoop. She's puncturing tires in a little black dress and when the air blows out it fans her hair back. She's stuck doing assistant work and then stabbing men in the night with her letter opener. She's singing Katy Perry's roar at karaoke after her first big kill cause she's feeling herself like a romcom coming of age movie. She's getting questioned by police for a murder she clearly did and saying I think it was some laddy lads and they go.... My God thank you for the tip sweetheart, let's go find those laddy lads. She's like if Hannibal was a tiny mean British woman.

[livingintheglitterbaby]

breaking my silence: i think the savannah bananas are only fun for about the length of two instagram reels and its core audience being people who think baseball is boring is actually not good for the real sport.

[surprisemoose]

I’ve now performed a full 360 and returned to the stance that All The Things She Said by Tatu is, in fact, a bop.