HEA: Heaven Eats Ass

30s | 🩷💜💙 | She/Her

[sundancekidallie]

Let's all think about Shane driving Ilya to the cottage and he's reversing out of their spot in the airport parking garage so he does the thing where he puts his hand on the back of Ilya's headrest and twists

[louferrignojrofficial]

CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY 1.01

[urie]

people love to talk about shane being a cumslut while ignoring the ilya is also a cumslut moaning sooo happily around shane's dick during their first hookup and then trying to brush it off as Ohhh i dont mind no worries :) meanwhile hes about .2 seconds from getting hard again if shane doesnt start freaking out. anyway its cumslut4cumslut here let your tops be cumsluts its enrichment for them

[samehere-onlyone]

Ilya's problem was never realizing he was in love with Shane. It was realizing that being loved back was even a possibility.

[hutsonwoolyums]

I know, I know, I’m cottage episode posting again, but I just want to live in the space right before Ilya kisses Shane for the first time. Shane looks so happy and so content but also so hungry and eager. He’s used to longing for Ilya and that’s been its own kind of torment, but now things are shifting and the longing turns to anticipation because any second now Ilya is going to kiss him and he doesn’t have to stop kissing him for a whole two weeks!! And it’s plain on Shane’s face that he knows it and he wants it, like he licks his lips and doesn’t look away from Ilya’s mouth, and he’s got this small contented smile but his eyes are all hazy. The moment is quiet but I just know that Shane’s mind is running he’s here he’s here he’s going to kiss me oh my god please kiss me now please please please.

[hutsonwoolyums]

[mythmagicetc]

ilya on his couch trying so hard to sound nonchalant: so is there a mrs real estate

[sexcondo]

#messy

[averagesquire]

the pride parade in roku city has gotta be crazy

[eightyonextwentyfour]

[ilya-rozanova]

heated rivalry: endless gifs

[boitterfly]

[neptuneverypretty-deactivated20]

"Why are you smiling at your phone? Is it a boy?"

Yes actually. Its two boys. And they're doing unspeakable things to each other.

[argillaforma]

ilya and shane being invited to the wedding of one of their teammates and there's like a hundred people and all the kids take a liking to ilya because he's ilya and he's not boring like the other grown ups and this little boy in particular seems to really like him and ilya notices how he holds his hands over his ears when the guests get a little too loud so he speaks to him a little extra softly and unlike the other children he doesn't like the fun colorful looking sour candy because it makes his mouth hurt so ilya offers him the plain chips instead and he doesn't really play with the other children much but he likes showing ilya his dinosaur toys and the little boy's mother, who doesn't know that he is a famous hockey player, comes over and she seems really surprised that he likes ilya because normally he doesn't like talking to strangers and ilya just chuckles and says he reminds me a little of my husband and the mother goes oh is your husband also autistic? and ilya looks at her confused which starts a conversation about autism and the more this woman tells him the more he looks over at shane and then the little boy and then back to shane and for a reason he can't explain he feels a little panicked as if accidentally discovering something he wasn't supposed to but then at the end of the night he thinks it doesn't even matter because that's his shane who he loves so much who also prefers the plain chips because the flavor isn't overwhelming and maybe there's a word for it but it doesn't matter because ilya wouldn't have him any other way

[gaynehollander]

One year, for the MLH awards, when Shane knows he’s winning the Art Ross, having just nudged out Ilya in points this season, he decides to surprise his husband.

Just as the video package, highlighting Shane and other finalists, wraps up, he turns to Ilya and whispers “I’m wearing a plug.”

Shane’s name is announced and he rises from his seat with a painted on media-smile as Ilya sputters beside him, eyes wide and hand digging into Shane’s forearm as though to keep him from going to the stage. Shane places a kiss on his cheek and carefully loosens his grip before walking away, leaving Ilya looking downright furious behind him.

Twitter is loving it, most people assuming that Ilya is playing up their competitiveness for the cameras with his reaction to Shane’s win and that the huge grin on Shane’s face when he thanks his husband and captain in his speech is him rubbing his victory in Ilya’s face. Little do they know that Shane is delighting in the knowledge that Ilya’s in the midst of having an aneurysm with how quickly all the blood in his body migrated to his dick, thrilled at the thought of how Ilya will make him pay for it once they’re alone.

[miniangel]

ep 1 of heated rivalry when the announcers narrate that canada struggled to find their identity (shane not knowing he's gay) and they couldn't get past russia's defense (ilya's walls) but "ilya rozanov kept getting past theirs"

[ngalitzine]

HEATED RIVALRY | 1.05

[blond-shell]

HEATED RIVALRY GIF MEME ➤ [1/7] kisses