mother earth don't play

[shitpostinguniverse]

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[the-memedaddy]

[we-couch]

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Yet another reason we must oppress the French: even their language is horny on main.

[unclefather]

[o-kurwa]

I do not understand women

[mod2amaryllis]

girls will be girls

[dankmemeuniversity]

[level91]

*Ignores the fact that I have chemistry, humanities, AND math tests to study for and instead spends three hours making a stuffed mole*

[level91]

The mole.. the myth… the legend ….

[sachesky]

Chaotic Good brother.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

King

[anarcho-fitposter-deactivated20]

Huge Flex on New Yorkers, old people, and Islanders everywhere

[annabellehectorsworldofweird]

[savesuho-blog]

i took his chair and he’s been staring at me for more than 10 minutes

[octoswan]

for a hot second there I thought “he” was that bearded doll thing perched on the stairs and ngl I nearly pissed myself

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[no-chill-at-all]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

kids these days dont understand projecting your middle school anger due to being an outcast into vitriolic hate of justin bieber

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

ppl adding on about how justin bieber is actually a terrible person this is about drama between 11 year olds in like 2009. we didn't know a single thing about the guy. your opinions were solely based on whether you were part of the 90% of teenagers who would cry if justin bieber jumped off a building or you were the 10% who would sit back with popcorn and yell "do a backflip".

[memesandlaughs]

[cybergata]

Life is a Disco Ball!

[notacatblog]

groovy