[stability]

[picc4dillyp4l4re]

Have a happy nude year

Morrissey, as he rips his shirt off. Most inspirational quote of 2016 so far. (via picc4dillyp4l4re)

[lahhvzombie]

I hope Morrissey is having a good day

[dysonairbladefan1992]

[weloveshortvideos]

[wallytheasthmatic]

Famous words of a pet owner

“WHAT ARE YOU EATING”

[kommiekat]

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

My Black Friday experience:

Seeing a woman get her arm broken by a man because she grabbed the last 3 blue towels in the box

Standing in line for a PS4 with a preacher who showed me how to use my keys to stab people if they try to steal things outta my hands

Watching a man who hit an employee over the head with a Doc McStuffins purse get tackled and carried away by two policemen wearing Rudolph antlers

Stampede at Khols over pillows

Getting in line behind a man with 16 blenders in his buggy and 4 more in his arms

Two women being dragged off by police after a fight because they both wanted the same vacuum cleaner

A man getting special permission by Walmart employees to check out ahead of everyone else “because he didn’t realize it was Black Friday and all he wanted was a jar of pickles”

[handpickedhappiness]

America sounds fucking wild

[therealraddad]

I am the pickle guy

[rockinnreelin]

[thingstolovefor]

“When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.” Sinclair Lewis. #Hate it!

[sienabites]

This isn't just a cartoon, this actually happened.

[knee-deep-in-clunge-mate]

things I like 

older men

older men in suits

older men who call me a good girl

older men

older men with tattoos

friends with hot dads

older men who smell good

older men

[katherinebishop-archive-deactiv]

where are his emmys

[champagnemanagement]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Cool date Ideas:

1. Meet me in the pit

[verifiedofficial]

“Adulthood” more like denial, am I right?

[strain]

[almatair]

[little-bit-of-a-fixer-upper]

who gave you the right