"if the McDonald's CEO dies, do all they fly the McDonald's flag at half mast?"
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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noise dept.
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
occasionally subtle
Cosmic Funnies

Kiana Khansmith
Mike Driver
we're not kids anymore.

oozey mess
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
RMH
Monterey Bay Aquarium
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
NASA
Keni

Origami Around
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todays bird
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"if the McDonald's CEO dies, do all they fly the McDonald's flag at half mast?"
"if you were to eat an eyeball, it would taste like olives" - us being absolutely fried of a joint
"you know that superman villain? the quizzler?"
"you mean batman and the RIDDLER?😭"
"ah yes, my favourite number. GREEN"
"I want to fuck the freedo frog"
"I love robbing children"
"plain pasta is gross"
"i like plain pasta"
"yeah but you're autistic"
"can you remove your kneecaps?"
"the urge to just rip your hair out"
"being bald is cringe"
- a former bald person
"not gonna lie, your toes scared me"
"when I close my eyes all I see is the outline of your fat head"
"My dad thinks they're shit living in the ocean"
"Well yeah"
*baby sitting a dog named Jojo*
Mack: Don't touch my BTS meal Jojo😡
I'm an absolute SLUT for mashed potato
If we got matching toad earrings would you wear them?
"What the fuck is a tootsie roll?"