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"if the McDonald's CEO dies, do all they fly the McDonald's flag at half mast?"

"if you were to eat an eyeball, it would taste like olives" - us being absolutely fried of a joint

"you know that superman villain? the quizzler?"

"you mean batman and the RIDDLER?😭"

"ah yes, my favourite number. GREEN"

"I want to fuck the freedo frog"

"I love robbing children"

"plain pasta is gross"

"i like plain pasta"

"yeah but you're autistic"

"can you remove your kneecaps?"

"the urge to just rip your hair out"

"being bald is cringe"

- a former bald person

"not gonna lie, your toes scared me"

"when I close my eyes all I see is the outline of your fat head"

"My dad thinks they're shit living in the ocean"

"Well yeah"

*baby sitting a dog named Jojo*

Mack: Don't touch my BTS meal Jojo😡

I'm an absolute SLUT for mashed potato

If we got matching toad earrings would you wear them?

"What the fuck is a tootsie roll?"

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