Sierra

Ruled by the Seasons

[fairycosmos]

very fucked up that you can try insanely hard your whole life to make all the right choices and yet you can’t escape bad outcomes. like what the flip

[ohmovie]

She was amazed to discover that when he was saying, 'As you wish,' what he meant was, 'I love you.'

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. by Rob Reiner

[ohsresearchlibrary]

[cats-on-cocaine]

[impris0ned]

[weloveshortvideos]

[antonio-is-a-sleepybitch]

I cant stop laughing 😂

[sistermaryfake]

the music when the girl jumps has me dead

[glihter]

Me on Christmas.

[antonclock-deactivated20150731]

[sierramocard]

the signs as ross geller fuck ups

aries: getting fired for screaming at his boss for eating his sandwich

taurus: getting stuck in a pair of his own leather pants

gemini: saying the wrong name at the altar

cancer: faking a british accent for his first day as a professor then trying to phase it out thinking that nobody would notice

leo: being the only person to raise his hand when phoebe asked an entire party if anyone liked ross

virgo: getting his couch stuck halfway up the stairs of his apartment building, cutting it in half to extract it, then expecting a refund

libra: flirting with the pizza delivery girl by telling her that he happens to like 8 year old boys

scorpio: leaving teeth whitening strips on his teeth for a whole day and scaring his date by glowing in the dark

sagittarius: his fake tan

capricorn: trying to kiss his cousin then defending himself by saying that he hadn't had sex in a really long time

aquarius: holding a fake memorial service for himself and listening through the door as people were mourning

pisces: coming fourth in a vanilla ice lookalike contest and crying

[vieuxfilm]

Andrew Jackson Jihad- hate, rain on me

[holyhael]

[mothurs]

[kalaniminihan]

[cleromancy]

a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you

[ohnilisle]

[jbearshenkman]

[riggu-deactivated20200703]

[backto5oh5]

My favorite tweet in all of existence