Normality is the invention of feeble minds.

Musings from a jumbled mind @sifichick

[gish]

GISHWHES TAKES TUMBLR ITEM #3!

GIF: Silly cat videos are all the rage on the Internet. But if you’ll notice, viral pet memes always make our pets look silly or grumpy or crazy. Let’s turn the tide on this. Create a captioned .gif of your pet that makes them appear exceedingly erudite, sophisticated and distinguished. Feel free to use eye glasses, pocket protectors and any other props that may help convey your pet’s true intellectualism.  

 Post your submission on your blog and hashtag #gishwhestakestumblr and #gtt3 

(Submission Deadline: 1:15 PM PDT)

[sifichick-blog]

This is Zoey. She was tired of being treated like a dog. So she’s disguised herself as a bunny. I thought that was pretty smart of her.  #gishwhestakestumblr #gtt3

[gish]

GISHWHES TAKES TUMBLR ITEM #2

VIDEO, GIF or IMAGE. Everyone can see Tumblr is missing the “e”; yet the Interwebs seem to blindly accept Tumblr’s weak explanation for what happened to it. We know something far more nefarious happened to it. But you know, don’t you? You were there. Explain what really happened to the missing “e”. You may use images, gifs or videos and include dramatic re-enactments or an eye-witness account. Post your VIDEO, GIF, or IMAGE submission to your Tumblr tagged #gishwhestakestumblr and #gtt2 to enter to win cool prizes! 

It must be a visual- an image, gif, or video, to qualify to win.

IMPORTANT: So we can judge your submissions, hashtag your posts with #gishwhestakestumblr and #gtt2 (Submission Deadline: 1:15 PM PDT)

[sifichick-blog]

There was a war between Tumblr and elephants. As a way to get back at the elephants the people of Tumblr decided to do away with the e. It all started one day when the elephants were minding their own business.

One of the elephants spotted a huge soccer ball and decided he would like to play with it. The people of Tumblr owned this soccer ball and were not happy that the elephant took their ball. They were jealous at the elephant’s dexterity with the ball.

So a huge war started between the people of Tumblr and the elephants. Many on both sides of the war fell victim. (I won’t show those pictures. No one needs to see bloodied elephants.) Bad words were bandied about. Threats of violence were handed out like candy. Both Tumblr and elephants made fun of the other side. The war lasted many eons and everyone was finally tired of fighting. 

The humans of Tumblr were exhausted.

The elephants were exhausted.

As a final blow and insult to the War of the Elephants Tumblr decided they didn’t need no stinking E in their name. They would never have an E in their name. Not until the elephants decided to apologize for taking their soccer ball. So from now until the end of time (or the elephants apologize for borrowing the soccer ball) Tumblr remains an E free zone.

The end

[javapeach]

I can’t wait to find out how Sherlock survives so Mythbusters can test it.

[1dwithblackpeople]

[chungit]

#who do you think taylor swift hates more

[sifichick-blog]

Tried to scroll past but had to reblog just for that comment. #priceless

[tenerifeseas]

Ed, I don’t doubt you at all but I’m gonna need some proof.

[sifichick-blog]

Check out the pics from his birthday concert. The one where he's wearing the pirate costume. You can tell what religion he is. ;)

[inecnhurvaenrgtviraowvanrahunrev]

if i die young and people i hate cry and use my death as an attention seeking tool, i want all of you to beat them to death so i may have my reckoning with them in the next life

[itschickenbiatch]

[smokingmans-deactivated20170102]

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

[princeoberynn]

oedipus

[but-get-this-deactivated2014031]

To everyone that is saying Peter Capaldi playing the Doctor will be creepy or whatever because he is too old

Christopher Eccleston is 19 years older than Billie Piper

David Tennant is 12 years older than Billie Piper

Alex Kingston is 20 years older than Matt Smith

Clearly age gaps are not an issue on this show

[ashtvn]

Visit Original Link

Kiss Me - Ed Sheeran ft. Foy Vance (download)

Washington, DC Jan 29, 2013

[tibets]

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

GROUND BEEF

[magehenry-moved-blog]

man those cows took it like champs tho look at those motherfuckers they just got right back the fuck up damn you cant mess with cows

[nitwitt-deactivated20130621]

Extreme Cow Tipping.

[j-popsicles]

I’M GONNA BE LAUGHING AT THIS FOR THE NEXT YEAR AND A HALF

[sifichick-blog]

Extreme cow tipping!!! I am laughing so hard right now.

[reerusafeforwork]

[furypaladin-deactivated20220429]

also, duct tape on your arms, a few layers, but not too tight. basically it’ll stop a zombie taking a chunk out of your arm if you’re reloading or your blade gets jammed in a zombie

wearing a wetsuit underneath your clothing would also be useful. remember; they were human once, humans have blunt teeth! you try biting through duct tape AND a wet suit

never duct tape joints, your movements will be limited, and you want to be fast and danger (gotta go fast)

don’t hole up in small houses either that’s a recipe for disaster, you want somewhere with a secure upstairs, and a way down from the upstairs that is zombie free or can easily be cleared of zombies (avoid fire exits with steps leading up to them though, unless they have gates at the bottom)

sound = attraction, so if you do have guns, use them only in emergencies or for the sake of popping one head you’ll be greeted with many many more

raid your local medical shops, and get there first, nobody is going to stop and share it out equally while they’re panicking. don’t hit out at somebody unless they hit out at you, though, you already have unintelligent corpses pitted against you, you don’t want sentient humans on your case as well (zombies don’t do the revenge thing, humans do!)

try not to piss people off, because as stated before, yes, humans like revenge

don’t try and be clever and use yourself as live bait; yes playing the hero is glorious in movies, but it doesn’t work so glamorously in real life

large numbers isn’t a good idea. you want small groups, even if you just branch out from being in a larger group, because if there’s a lot of you you are a bigger target, but don’t then go off and decide to be in groups that are too small in case you get surrounded (in which case, the duct tape and wet suits will come in handy)

food shouldn’t be that hard to come by, most people would have attempted to flee the area straight from their houses and packed what they had, raiding local shops could still be worth it. but remember, know your way in, your way out, and double check there’s nothing in the shop ready to sneak up behind you while you’re reaching up for that tin of beans

half balaclava masks or something similar to cover your lower face while fighting zombies could also be useful, you don;t want to accidentally ingest flying zombie fluids and end up one of them, that’d be a nasty surprise for your group to wake up to (since going solo possibly isn’t a good idea)

and always, ALWAYS, have a way to start a fire on you

zombies burn

[0melette]

I

[pale-chiffon]

I love my followers so you need to protect yourselves.

[archangel-bonding-deactivated20]

even better, defeat Pestilence before he can start the virus

[speightbrigade]

This is relevant cause i’m in a zombie movie…

[sinisterleftist]

Axes and crowbars are not only perfect for killing zombies, they are also capable of breaking down secured doors.

And never ever ever travel at night. A zombie’s ability to hunt won’t be hindered by darkness, but yours will.

[mind-over-morals-blog-deactivat]

Burning zombies is not a good idea. They won’t be stopped by the pain of it, and they won’t burn terribly quickly anyway (depending on the stage of decay they’re in, it would take quite a while for them to burn badly enough to incapacitate them). If you’re close enough to a zombie to set it on fire manually, you are too close for setting it on fire to do any good - all that will happen is that you’ll be attacked by an on-fire animate corpse instead of a normal animate corpse. 

[girlinrowb]

However you should burn the corpses of zombies to properly dispose of them, especially if you plan on using the water source in the area. 

[icbt]

Little Weeping Angel at Denver Comic Con 2012. 

She was ADORABLE!!!! <3

When you went up to her and her parents and you asked if you could take a picture she would stand up straight, and slowly bring her hands up and cover her eyes. After you were done with the pictures she’d lower her hands and just SMILE so big. 

Omg it was the cutest thing ever!!! 

[sifichick-blog]

That is SO incredibly adorable!

[blahblht23-deactivated20160426]

can this article fucking go viral or something

[premiium-deactivated20140323]

fucking sick of ppl hating bieber for things he didn’t do

[shadymelon]

maybe he didn’t do this.

maybe he didn’t spit on his fans. 

I don’t hate on people for what they didn’t do.

I hate him because

he said rape happens for a reason

he wrote in the guest book at Anne Frank’s house that he ‘wishes she was a belieber’ (which makes him a stuck up snob)

When asked to try being a vegan, he gagged and spat out a vegan steak that had been specially ordered for him

he makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live even though he could afford having all the tickets be 50 bucks instead of 100 for mezzanine seats.

he went to a children’s hospital in England and was talking to a nurse who was working there when Justin Bieber visited the hospital. He made them clear an area for him so he didn’t have to wait around near the sick children, he then spent about 5 minutes with them whilst the cameras were on and left without so much as a thank you.

he attacked a photographer at said hospital.

he peed in a restaurant kitchen

someone’s coworker did security for him once. He faked a really bad asthma attack and made them call the paramedics and then laughed his ass off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything bc you can go to jail for that apparently.

he also called for a car to take him to the mall and didn’t like the color so he sent it back. And then he went to the mall and stayed 5 minutes before saying it was the shittiest mall he’d ever been in.

he’s banned from walt disney world for punching out Goofy.

Not only does he me make his fans pay tons of money for a concert, but on a school night, he didn’t even show up until half way through the scheduled time.

he’s quoted as screaming ‘Fuck Bill Clinton!’ to cameras and attacked a paparazzo, who is suing. his mother is quoted as saying she’s ‘hoping he’ll soon mature’.

he spat in an old man’s face

When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every single business he went in.  IHOP, Walmart, Hannafords, everywhere.  He went to the movie theater and threw a temper tantrum when told he couldn’t bring his subway sandwich into the theater, as it was against the rules.  He then made a HUGE mess of the theater and had to be carried out by his bodyguard kicking and screaming about how they were all worthless monkeys.

he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night. So after personally shutting down the restaurant, Beiber comes down in nothing but a bath robe. Like I’m so sorry Biebs was it just too hard to put on pants and act like a respectable human being?

I don’t hate him because he has a ‘girly’ voice or because he’s gay. he can be gay if he wants (even though he’s not).

I hate him because he’s not a good person and he’s basically the leader of a teenage girl army (with a couple of older women, teenage boys and older men, but mainly consisted of teenage girls). He can make them do whatever he wants.

He made some of his more ‘devoted’ fans cut their hair off because some internet trolls ‘leaked’ that he had cancer, and asked his fans to shave their heads to show their support. A lot of them did.

More internet trolls leaked that he had been smoking weed which made a lot of his fans CUT THEMSELVES (which is a serious problem) to stop him from smoking weed under the hashtag ‘#cutforbieber’ or ‘#cuttingforbieber’

those weren’t his decision, but he didn’t make an attempt to stop them, he didn’t deny the rumors, he just let them carry on cutting and turning it into a joke, thinking it was funny that people did these things because of him.

I don’t like his music at all, but that’s because I don’t like pop. I’m sure if I liked pop, I would like his music. But I wouldn’t buy it because it would be giving him a little more money that he doesn’t need.

You can like his music, but jesus fucking christ please don’t support him as a person.

[nemutakaramoved-blog]

SO I RUN FRANTICALLY INTO KROGER TO GET KETCHUP BEFORE MY MCNUGGETS GET COLD

AND AS I STAND AT THE SELF CHECK OUT WITH ONLY A JUMBO BOTTLE OF HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP EVERYONE STARTS FLIPPING LAUGHING AT ME LIKE WHAT THE HELL

THEN I REMEMBER IM WEARING THIS SHIRT

I AM SO FLIPPING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW

[spookydinoz-deactivated20180524]

In heinzsight you should have checked what you were wearing.

[sassysharpshooter]

Careful, or this joke might ketchup with you.

[sifichick-blog]

I'm bored so I'm going to answer some of these

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? Yes

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? No

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? Yes & have many times

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? No

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? No

7. What exactly are you wearing right now? Tank top & sweat pants

8. How often do you listen to music? Every day

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? Yoga pants are my go to

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015? I fucking hope so!

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? Depends on the day

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’? Yes

13. What about ‘R’? No

14. Can you drive a stick shift? No

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? Depends on what they're saying

16. Are you going out of town soon? No :(

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them? Yes

19. If you could change your eye color, would you? Yes I want blue eyes

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for? No

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. I'm bored enough to do this quiz. What do you think?

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? Yes

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to? No

24. What are you sitting on right now? Club chair

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you? Yes my friends.

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Who hasn't?

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? My friend Amy

28. Do you get a lot of colds? Yes

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from? Walmart

30. Does anyone hate you? Don't think so

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room? Not hidden but I do need to throw away that wine bottle. Thanks for reminding me.

32. Do you like watching scary movies? Sometimes

33. Do you want your tongue pierced? No

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? Can I delete a few?

35. Did you have a dream last night? Yes

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? I told Amy I love her yesterday.

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? I'd love to but probably not. I am the anti man magnet.

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Romantic, definitely not. See previous answer.

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? No

40. Did you have a good day yesterday? Eh..

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? No

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl? Do dogs count?

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? My mother... :/

44. What’s the best part about school? Leaving it

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? 1 A pic of my tattoo

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? I did

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head? All the time

48. Were you single over the last summer? Yes

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? Unfortunately yes

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now? Absolutely nothing

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? Nope, it was my mother's "guy friend" who she's been with for 4yrs. He's a really nice guy.

52. Are you nice to everyone? I try to be but if you piss me off I can get mean.

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yes

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Yes and I have. It was just a very long time ago.

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings? Very

56. Do you think you like someone? Crush yes. Actual guy in real life, I did but he didn't like me back.

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? No

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? Either

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry? 1 friend has

60. Do you hate anyone? Yes the rat bastard deserves my hatred.

61. How’s your heart? Broken

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? Yes

63. Have you ever cried over a guy? My last boyfriend I allowed myself 30 minutes to cry over him.

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? No one

65. Are your toenails painted pink? No but I like pink nail polish

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake? I hope not

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct? Only if it's for a very good reason. I like a guy who's sensitive but be a man also.

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public? No

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with? Amy

70. How do you look right now? Like crap

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? No

72. Can you commit to one person? Yes

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? No

74. Have you ever felt replaced? Yes, way too many times

75. Did you wake up cranky? No

76. Are you a jealous person? Not usually

77. Are relationships ever worth it? They can be with the right person

78. Anyone you’re giving up on? Yes

79. Currently wanting to see anyone? Yes but no one specific

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow? Go feed & check up on my mother's cat.

81. Last person you cried in front of? My mother

82. Is there someone you will never forget? Yes a few

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you? No

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? Probably sleeping. It's not even 7am.

85. Are you over your past? No

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? No

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? No

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Depends on the apology

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in? I'd call the cops. He was an ass.

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Yes

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months? Probably not seeing as I repel men. I'd love to be though.

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael? Yes

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew? Yes my sweet Mathew that I used to nanny for. I loved that baby so much. Romantically? No

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going? No

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March? Wasn't with anyone in March seeing as I'm covered in man repellent.

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? I hope they like you back

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yes

100. Who’s in your profile picture with you? No one

101. Ever kissed under fireworks? No

102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies? Yes

[salamurai-blog]

Life is like a pair of pants. Some days you find money in the pocket, and other days your belt loop catches on the doorknob of your classroom and you take out three desks and a foreign exchange student as you stumble in.