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Reblog With Your RP Character's 'I Will Cut You' Face
i think that for christmas, everyone should send positive messages to each other, anon or not.
everyone should wake up on christmas morning with at least one nice message.
i think that would be a great christmas.
Guys can we make this happen?
THIS!
the blood will always stain my hands
and no matter how much i clean them the blood still remains under my s k i n
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alright guys i'm off to take my last final then drive home
so i'll be on tonight
:)
"Santa bears an awfully remarkable resemblance to Odin, don't you think?"
Pregnancy Starters
"S/he started kicking last week."
"I'm not ready to be a parent."
"I just feel like my feet have fallen off. I can't see them!"
"Are you sure we can do this? Have this baby?"
"I don't care what we have as long as it's healthy."
"I'm pregnant, and I... I don't know who the father is."
"Stop trying to convince me to give it up! I want this child."
"Come here. S/he just kicked."
"It's okay. You can feel it."
"But do you know what this means? Our whole lives are going to change for this baby."
"Do you really think I can do this on my own? Be a single parent?"
"I don't want to know the sex."
"You got me pregnant."
"Are you ready to start a family?"
"This is what happens when the condom breaks."
"You have to help me. I can't do this on my own."
"It's a girl/boy."
"I've never wanted anything more than this. I want to be a parent."
"Unique?!" She nearly short-circuited, but averted her eyes before she gave Sif a look she would regret. Instead, she rolled her eyes with a sneer. “I guess you could call it that. What’s really shitty though is that I have no idea what’s real and what isn’t. For all I know, you’re not here and I’m just talking to myself again.”
Bleary-eyed and momentarily stiff, she inched close enough to reach small hands and play with the ends of Sif’s hair.
"You are really here, right? Like…” A single tear fell and she shivered; darting her eyes in each direction and developing tremors in both hands. “Like I’m not gonna turn around and you’ll be gone, right? You’re here, here…you’re not going…?”
Sif paused, and she tilted her head slightly, "Jane, what do you mean? What has been afflicting you?" Wide eyes darted to the hand in her hand and she hesitantly raised her own to give Jane a soft touch on the wrist. "Of course I'm really here, I always will be, I am...I'm sorry I left," Gently she wiped the tear from Jane's face and put a hand on her shoulder, "What happened to you in my time away?"
"Well, true, but it kinda rides up after a while. Uncomfortable."
"Find a uniform that fits, then?"
"Yeah, schmuckie. Santa makes a list and checks it twice. Looks like you two birds slipped up.”
"Oh, and you haven't slipped up? Is that what you're insinuating?"
Daintily she shrugged and bit back the chummy smile. “I know.”
Her head dipped and she laughed; hovering a bent wrist in front of her mouth as she did so to mask the giggle-snort.
"Oh man, I don’t think your old Gatekeeper would like me very much all things considered…and O-dog is kind of justified, wouldn’t you agree? I kind of, you know: killed his wife and adopted son, trashed his realm…I also indirectly caused four of his most trusted Warriors and the Watcher of the Worlds to commit treason of the highest order. No big deal."
Her dark brows knitted together, and she gave a slight shake of the head. "Odin has a very...unique view of the realms and its inhabitants. When he looks at you, he sees just another troublesome mortal. But it wasn't you, it was the aether inside you that caused those things. And treason...our duty is to Asgard. I am to loyal to my realm first and foremost, before it's ruler. You are guilty of nothing, save having a dangerous curiosity."
"Between you and me, Odin’s eye isn’t the one you two should watch out for…”
"Oooooh we’re having salves in the bath now…! This just keeps getting better! I don’t know which list you guys belong on anymore.”
"List? We're on a list?"
Her fingernails continued to tap out an irregular beat against the hilt of her sword, but those eyes — those eyes were definitely glued to the object in question.
” If you insist. I only have one question: just what are you looking for within the Collector’s possessions? “
Sif's gaze flitted downwards momentarily, taking in the assassin's waiting stancce. She straightened her shoulders slightly, sensing she was in the presence of one who would prove a challenge to defeat.
"I am looking to retrieve the infinity stone that was deposited there some months ago. The Allfather has had a change of heart, and wishes to guard it himself."
"We Amazons do not shy away from a challenge."
"Amazon? Are you not of Midgard?"
"Such as?"
"You would always be prepared."
”Always am,” he smirked. “Tell me your target.”
"How about..." her eyes scanned the horizon, "that crow on the, ah, electrical wires."