#whoo

[allastoredeer]

Angel!Alastor reference sheet for my UndercoverAngelAU.

[wineonawhitetee]

Finally! It has been a year since Sinsmas came out and I am finally done with these Human AU drawings! Huzzah!

(This was definetely fun and definetely not a stressful battle with my executive dysfunction!!)

[ruidian-glassworker]

Thirteen! Welcome to Aramán!

[missstrogen]

Any wastes of human flesh in the chat today?

[that1notetaker]

DADS DADS DADS DADS. (Read below for a short written scene to add context)

Lucifer purses his lips, echoes of his daughter's words jarring daggers from behind his mind's eye. 

“They’re our people too, dad. People with—with hopes and dreams, and—and fears. Like you, and me. I have to do something."

That had been months ago. Same day she left home, along with most things in her room and the knickknacks that had innocently scattered around the house. Once overlooked, now the fractures that chiselled the crack in the wall.

From the corner of his eye, the man’s brow tightens. Lucifer watches shoulders stiffening under a black suit, a red beak pulling into a frown. The imp's eyes remain cemented in the same spot of the table, however, an empty murkiness tredging the edges. Too recognizeable. Too familiar.

Lucifer closes his eyes. Fine. Okay. Okay.

“Uh.” He clears his throat. “Hard day?” Perfect.

[noodles-and-tea]

If I had a nickel for every time I listened to a silly little podcast about a guy named jo(h)n solving silly mysteries…

[swordy-da-goat]

Lotta info down there 💡

Masterpost

[sweetlyticklish]

Listen and listen good, Bitch. I am going to put you into a gas chamber to rid you of all of that filthy bacteria and disease(s) you carry. It’s going to be so painful. Then, I will tie you to a table where you will not be able to move a single inch and start to strip away your clothing while I tell you exactly what I’m about to do to you. Once the clothing is removed entirely, I will examine your balls between your legs. Hairy, are they? I will then grab my gloves, put them on and grab my tweezers before yanking out every single hair from your ballsack until you beg me to tickle you. I then will torture you until you say stop and continue to pull out your testicle hairs.

Brother eeeeuuuuhhh