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Do Kenyatta and Eshelon ever think over the fact they're named after their respective mothers' old flames? Do you think they realize? Do you think they bond/drink over it? I would.

#like surely if all of us clocked it instantly surely they did #surely #it would be SO FUNNY if they didnt tho

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Huh. Maybe riffrocs CAN fly

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I wanna flyyyyy like a riffroc...into the sea

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Palia Headcanons: Hassian Pt. 3

Summer Edition...

- Walked into a tree the first time he saw his s/o in shorts.

- His partner kinda has to force him to wear sunscreen bc he doesn't like the texture. He'll do it tho at the reward of a smooch ofc. Tho he doesn't really get burnt anyway but still. Still tans quite quickly honestly.

- Worries about Tau and his partner overheating. Tau will just lay in the sun roasting and his partner is just constantly sprinting all over Kilima etc. So he keeps asking if they've drank enough water and that they should rest for a bit.

- Now while he is at least mostly sleeveless and according to him he does not get cold, he absolutely does get warm. He is wearing leather and fur. And his autistic ass is sweating his ass off during summer. His stubborn ass did not even consider switching outfits for summer until his partner went and got him something made by Jel. Took some convincing and his partner showing him their matching fit but he ends up quite appreciating the more breathable wear.

Ty to @squidamalink for pointing out that he's in several layers of leather-

- Adores picnics. Being outdoors and having meal with his beloved. The second it gets warm he's secretly (or not so secretly) so pumped. He enjoys preparing them as well but he also thinks his partner looks quite adorable holding a picnic basket they prepared.

- He uses the warm weather as an excuse to have his partner stay in his grove at night longer. If they fall asleep on his shoulder while sitting around the campfire cuddling thats just a coincidence ofc.

- Tau loves to jump into any body of water during summer and he will purposely get near Hassian or his partner to shake off and get them all wet.

- Lowkey loves roasting stuff over a fireplace. He ends up preparing a bunch of things for it with the help of his partner. He gets Auni and Ulfe to join, and even Najuma joins for a little. His s/o tells everyone ancient human campfire stories and Hassian after a bit even starts telling the kids about the stars. Sometimes Sifuu joins as well and ofc she tells her tales too.

- Likes picking a very pretty spot near the bahari bay beach to watch the sunset with his s/o during beach outings. He's very particular.

- Turns into a blushing mess if asked to put sunscreen on his partners back.

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Sometimes while playing Palia I can’t help but look at Reth like a pure lil ray of sad sunshine

then randomly remember he does work for a cartel and it’s very possible that under that all self loathing flirty sweetness he’s actually capable of being dangerous.

Like I understand he’s very low man in the cartel but in criminal organizations like that even low level guys are still dangerous. Maybe not outright “I’ll kill you without a second thought and enjoy it” kinda dangerous but I would still bet money Reth is capable of killing if it came down to it. Not that he’d ever WANT TO but I think he’s at least capable of doing so.

I mean he’s very aware how dangerous the people he works for are. I don’t have a doubt that if someone made a credible threat against Tish (or the player if the relationship is strong enough), that Reth wouldn’t be out for blood.

I still think Reth is as sweet, loving, protective, and self conscious as we all see him.. but I also feel he’s not as innocent and incapable as some think.

chickenmim

*rattling my cage*

YES! THIS!

Okay okay, hear me out.

Have you ever seen 'Goodfellas'? I've got all sorts of grimalkin/cartel ideas swirling in my mind because of that, my favorite movie.

It's true, even the bottom rung on the ladder guys are dangerous. EVEN the "just a delivery" guys.

ESPECIALLY a low rung guy with something he's desperate to protect. He practically sold his SOUL to the cartel for Tish. He'd absolutely kill for her. He (thinks he) has nothing to lose when it comes to himself, but if something or someone gets in the way of Tish being healthy? Game over.

He's got an inner core of grit that is easy to miss because he's such a sad wet cat.

str8aura-no-not-that-one

Shitty things about being isekaied #34; every time I use the restroom I automatically reach for my phone I left in my jacket pocket back on earth, and my hand goes exactly where I keep my knives on my belt, so I always walk out of the john with a fresh hand wound

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Shitty things about being isekaied #49: dog came with me but the magic field uplifted her into an anime girl and I'm realizing our personalities just don't click (plus her sitting on my lap is weird now)

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Shitty things about being isekaied #64: the town blacksmith is an elf named Gay Simpson and I couldnt explain why that made me laugh and now she won't fix my weapons anymore

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Shitty things about being isekaied #75: my degree in russian lit is useless now

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Shitty things about being isekaied #83: the four dark lords of this world look almost identical to abba which cant be intentional but when they line up on horseback its so uncanny i cant help but wonder if someones fucking with me

str8aura-no-not-that-one

Shitty things about being isekaied #94: they dont make my meds here and health potions dont do shit for bipolar

#i wouldnt survive in palia if we were just yanked from here #health potions probably dont do shit for many things

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Zeki - Palia

Did he deserve better?

Yes, absolutely.

No, he deserved what happened to him.

He deserved SOME of it but not all.

I don't know him.

I don't know him but he looks like he deserved better.

Voting ended onJun 12

iridescentis

BINNIE NO

#this was my EXACT REACTION #thank you for making this

katzenprince

by the maji i'll get naio pregnant. not even the first time naio showed that he's a freak by the by, he did this in the elderwood patch where he's like "does that mean i have to call you Ser" human: you can call me ser :) "Okay, S-ser"

katzenprince

naio wants to get bent over by the human so bad

#mans a FREAK and i love him

smallestflowtree

do what now

#screaming

itsaboutbaharibee

Palia Headcanons: Reth Part 4.

Summer Edition...

- Passed out once bc he got too hot and steamy while cooking soup during the height off summer. He got scolded so bad once he recovered lol

- Ties his hair up during summer bc he gets so warm. He also thought about shaving his head once or twice but his partner almost cried about it. They had a nightmare about bald Reth a few times after that.

- Does love beach days with his partner and friends. But also gets a tiny bit nervous any time they swim out a bit too far for his taste.

- The one thing that bothers him in the summer is that it makes cuddling harder. Everything is warm and sticky. Like yeah he wishes to glue himself to his partner but not like that-

- Tries to get a nice tan during summer, bc Nai'o can't be the only hot guy with a tan around town. Somehow he ends up with more of a farmers tan than him tho.

- Obviously insists soup is the best source of electrolytes on earth. Hes very consistent in trying to make sure his s/o drinks enough (soup) during summer.

- Auni continously begs him to make ice cream in the summer. Eventually he even gets Ulfe in on it. Tho the flavour are sometimes.... yeah....

- Reth also likes experimenting with different cocktails and iced drinks during summer. His favourite thing to do is try and get as close to old human flavours as he can and test them all out on his partner.

- Shamelessly stares at his partner in swimwear or short clothes. If someone scolds him he goes "What?? Can you blame me??" And gestures wildly at his partner.

- His s/o set the grill on fire one time and Reth physically threw their watering can at the grill. To be fair... it did work and Reth was very proud of himself for saving his partner.