I Stubbed My Toe

Call me Foamy | She/her | I post absurdity for my amusement

[effervescent-fool]

we reviewed your report and found that "racist_chud" does not go against our community standards. ok

[greyedian-archive]

Idk if this joke has been done before, but what if we all started drawing Harry like this

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[anarchistmemedistro]

[anretoga]

The just vibes trio 🎶

Who do you think Sokka bet on?

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[foeofcolor]

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[kryaaas]

Kim says the cutest shit like this and yet some people still think of him as cold and humourless

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[24x81]

im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[talldren]

[cybermanes-deactivated20251227]

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[somethingfoamy]

Oh god this one shot is going to be at least 5k isn’t it

[ashen-crest]

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

[kriosv]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.