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18+ Please
My main boy is reth :3
We get everyone in Palia to play Cooking Simulator and Reth is the only one taking it (mostly) seriously and doing a good job
Jel keeps breaking plates on accident and crying, Kenyatta is setting fires and breaking plates on purpose, Nai'o keeps trying to sabotage Reth's gameplay, Kenli keeps leaving to get sandwiches cuz the sandwiches in the game make him hungry, Eshe rage quits within 5 seconds, Hassian respects none of these people and leaves the chaos to protect his peace, Sifuu keeps buying propane tanks.
We need to discuss this to its fullest potential. Please.
Reth low key cries when he finished the perfect dish and the plate breaks when he sets it down gently. If anyone asks, he absolutely isn't. Dust in his eye, it's his allergies
ahhh. Imagine your character and reth getting into that little spat where he's biting back out of fear because he can't figure out (or listen to) who paid off his debts. Lashing out when all they did was help because of his own worry of the cartel hurting them, or his sister, or even himself over them thinking he told someone about his other work.
Only for them to have to go to the Highlands with Subira, away for a long trip before he can pull his own head out of his ass and apologize. Having to stew (heh) over the fact that he messed up, knowing he said some not great things in his blind fear. Waiting patiently, planning the best way to grovel and apologize to his favorite person (besides his sister). Perfecting their favorite recipe, learning a new one just for them out of things they love.
Only for them to come back, unconscious. Knocked into a three day coma he didn't know if they were even coming out of by some old tech. Instead of apologies, it's fear. What if the last thing he ever said to them was unintentionally cruel? Could he ever apologize? They can bet they're gonna see tears when they wake up, confused as to what even happened.
Tish would drive the cutest VW beetle, lashes and all but also have a backup cute truck/van for hauling her works that has her business logo on it. Meanwhile Reth would either have an on it's last leg beat up motorcycle, or a shitbox of a car you have to whisper sweet nothings to for it to work properly. He only puts enough gas in it to get from point a to b, but barely. Sometimes the breaks go out, but he just down shifts until it stops.
Tish would drive the cutest VW beetle, lashes and all but also have a backup cute truck/van for hauling her works that has her business logo on it. Meanwhile Reth would either have an on it's last leg beat up motorcycle, or a shitbox of a car you have to whisper sweet nothings to for it to work properly. He only puts enough gas in it to get from point a to b, but barely. Sometimes the breaks go out, but he just down shifts until it stops.
I did it again. And I think this one is even longer. I've just been writing down whatever comes to mind for the past couple hours. I've never been this consistent before, I'm scared. It might happen again. Fear.
MDNI 18+
Your first night together, he's a little bit concerned about the differences between Human and Majiri biology causing issues. I mean, it's not like he can research a 10,000 year old extinct species' reproductive organs that easily. Luckily, you're not too different from the other people he's been with down there.
In fact, he's gonna try to use the differences between you guys to his advantage to pleasure you even harder. Have fun cumming your brains out for hours on end (only if you want to of course).
Wanna know how to really make him happy and horny? Tease his nipples. Flick 'em and lick 'em. Let him suck and tease yours. Mostly suck. He loves it about as much as giving head.
He's a thighs man. Very big on thigh fucking, especially when he can get you off at the same time. Probably his favorite way to have a quickie with you.
Very big on body worship. He's already so fucking devoted to you, he might as well treat you like a deity in bed. Don't even bother being insecure about your body, he'll be so offended and make it his mission to love on you even harder.
Gets a little teary-eyed when he's on the receiving end of praise and worship. Sometimes he even gets so emotional that he cries a little after finishing. He's totally mortified about it, so please assure him that it's okay and you dont think less of him for it. Kiss his tears away, and his heart is gonna burst from falling in love with you all over again.
On the other end, if YOU start crying (for any reason, good or bad), he switches to full Coddle Mode in an instant. He's gonna hold you and rock you and whisper sweet nothings into your ear for as long as you need. He gets a dorky smile on his face if you tell them they're happy tears, though.
He is not above food jokes. Embra help us all.
"I've always wanted to learn how to make a creampie."
"You're my favorite dessert, babe."
"Your soup has got to be my favorite flavor." GET HIM OFF THE STAGE.
He also strikes me as the type to enjoy eating ass. Or getting his ass ate. He's just an eater in general. He's probably an ass man in addition to thighs.
Fan of food-play. Remember what I said about nipples? Yeah, add some whipped cream or chocolate syrup to that shit and he's over the moon. He won't put anything where either of you could get an infection, though. Not worth it.
I try to keep these as gender-neutral as possible, but I need to include this one I'm sorry:
If you menstruate, he's not above period sex. He'll get the towels ready cuz he will NOT pass up an opportunity to fuck you if you're horny and willing.
It is incredibly easy for you to turn him on. He's so obsessed with you. Have you ever been accused of seductively eating soup? Now you have.
He thinks you're the sexiest being alive, even when you're a mess from working outside all day.
Hell, even if you're depressed and bed-rotting, he's not gonna find you repulsive, but that's veering away from horny territory so let's touch on that another day.
If you ever express concern that he'll get bored of having sex with you, he's gonna look at you like you're crazy. Because no??? How could he??? He has the privilege of REGULARLY sleeping with probably the most perfect person ever, and you think he's gonna get BORED??? If that ever happens, he's been replaced with a brighteye. Get Elouisa immediately.
He is always gonna try to spoil you in bed, even when you're trying to focus on him for the night. You're probably gonna have to boss him into relaxing and taking a backseat, which he's into. You're probably the only person who can easily boss him around. He thinks it's hot when you get all assertive with him.
Big on shower sex if he's running low on time. A quickie and getting cleaned up before his next shift? At the same time??? Count him in.
Again, expect lame jokes (but you love him).
"Damn, babe, you're pretty wet right now. ;)" "Reth, get out of my shower." "If you say so." "Wait, I was kidding-"
Big fan of watching you get yourself off. It gets him so insanely needy. Doesn't mind turning the tables, either. Just ask and he'll put on a show for you.
He also doesn't mind bringing toys into the equation. In fact, he thinks it makes sex more exciting sometimes. Teach him how to use your favorites. He's an eager learner.
He gets a little turned on if you're possessive over him. He may know how to share, but he might not mind that much if you don't. The fact you want him so bad and aren't afraid to let other people know makes some of his blood rush down south in almost any situation.
He'd also start a fight with anyone who catcalls you or demeans you for being with him. I'm adding this because it's extremely sexy to me and probably no one else. I wanna see him with a nosebleed after defending his lover. Ok sorry moving on-
You guys have 100% fucked in your kitchen before. It's a given. He's hornier for you than should be legal at any given moment.
Can I say he'd probably wanna fuck you with a pot handle or maybe even an appropriately shaped ladle or would that be too much? He disinfects them a ton before and after, promise.
Reader, I need you to listen to me very closely. You need to team up with Jel to make a custom lingerie set that will make him cum on sight. It doesn't matter if he's dating you or Reth or both of you, you need to commission this set. Fuck it, commission one for Reth, too. He'll model that shit without a second thought if it'll make you happy.
Loves tracing little shapes onto your skin when you're cuddling after finishing. It's such a tender moment between you, and you can feel him pouring his love into you with every touch.
When he's feeling extra sappy, he really wants to feed you snacks in bed. Please let him do that. He'll use puppy-dog eyes against you.
He always tries to help change the sheets and clean up, even if you just got finished putting him through the wringer.
He CLINGS to you when you fall asleep together. You'd think he's protecting some priceless treasure, because in his mind, he is. His heart simply melts when you cling to him just as hard.
He loves to kiss you all over and give you massages if you're feeling sore the morning after (and he's able to stay).
He's also big on lazy morning sex. He doesn't even have to cum, he just wants to feel close to you in that loving morning haze.
You're his solace in his fucked up, painful life. He can only hope to give you the same kind of love and relief in turn.
Look i know its 4am but I had a revelation. Auni would be a FNAF kid and he tries to explain the lore to Nai'o and Najuma. I know this in my heart of hearts.
Kenyatta - thrives for horror! give her the controller >:3
Auni - loves it! he'd be super enthusiastic about the supernatural side of horror, asking a lot of questions before it happens on screen. definitely loves the designs of the monsters & other supernatural creatures!
Najuma - betwen loving them or being indifferent; i like to think she's okay with horror, but she could be grossed out at some stuff here and there
Ulfe - indifferent! his favorite thing is mimicking the different sounds he hears from the games
Hassian - indifferent; as a hunter he's not fazed by the typical gore and such. but he'd have opinions on how animals are mistreated in horror games
Jel - indifferent; he'd probably be one of few Majiri to actively engage with the lore and its themes! definitely would find some artistic meaning behind it. just maybe don't introduce him to psychological horror bc it kinda hits close to home (even though he'd have the best insightful quotes about them) . . . . . . .
Tish - indifferent only bc she's handled scary stuff before! maybe she'd be grossed out at a couple of gore stuff. can see her do one of her cute pouts and nose scrunches at the screen, controller in hand, while saying, 'leave my friends alone you evil monsters! >:('
Jina - terrified but honestly she'd probably still engage horror games in a way where she's trying to find some scientific explanation for what's happening while hiding her face behind a pillow. probably won't be the one with the controller in hand; she's fine watching someone else play
Reth - terrified but maybe not the entire time? like i can see him playing it cool in the beginning bc 'it's not real, i got this'. but then as more stuff happens in the game he will start to feel really anxious, his hands profusely sweating holding the controller. finally lets out a high scream with Nai'o and throws the controller across the room when jumpscares happen
(unless it's action survival horror in which case can see him liking it)
Nai'o - 100% terrified the entire time! poor guy hides behind Kenyatta for protection. refuses to touch the controller and will flinch every time it vibrates
