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something im noticing is the redditors are just commenting on everything via reblogs with reckless abandon. and its so funny bc thats how youre MEANT to use this fucking website but we've trained ourselves out of it somehow.

kira-serialfaggot

I feel like a fucking chimp raised in a lab let out into the wild and just doing shit without understanding wtf is going on because I was raised to click the button to get cookie

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dzamie

look, that one's trying to upvote

lesbianpeachs

are you a finger guns bisexual or an awkward thumbs up bisexual

lesbianpeachs

everyone keeps saying “both” and I suddenly feel regretful I asked a bunch of bisexuals to make a choice

flaminggear

Okay but do y’all preface both with a click of the fingers? Cos I do that shit every time for either and now I’m curious

thegreyzen

Halloween Mimikyu ^^ happy Halloween everyone!! DA / Facebook

artsy-theo

Happy Halloween from Mimikyu and Sableye! 🎃

adhdmoi

*studies well for a few minutes* i can stare into space now and dissociate for a bit. as a treat

warningoutoforder

me, an adhd person with adhd, having an attention deficit, with a deficit of attention, an adhd attention deficit: why cant i pay attention

evegwood

every time

largishcat

anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

bpd-skeleton

*drinks coffee until I am shaking* I’m coping

takarnage-entourage

Do y’all ever feel like a toddler trying to take care of itself

takarnage-entourage

Like I just spent 30 mins eating random unsatisfying snacks until I finally figured out I was just thirsty

kristina100000

i hate the "watch a movie" suggestion when i say im bored b*tch shut up i have adhd 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i need to drink motor oil

weltenwellen

Rainer Maria Rilke, Rilke’s Book of Hours

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popsunner

Reason why, based on past and current experiences, I would be the worst main character in a horror movie:

1. One time I was babysitting my siblings and I heard a loud thump so I went up to check on my five year old brother and he was sitting in the middle of his floor. I asked what he was doing and he said “It’ll all be over soon.” so I kissed his head and said goodnight and left.

2. When I was thirteen my door fell off it’s hinges while I was reading in my bed and I found screws and fixed it and never told anyone or thought about it again.

3. I woke up in my backyard with a bible on my chest, brushed myself off, and went and ate some cereal.

4. My sister woke me up terrified and brought me to my older sister who was banging her head on a wall while asleep, I walked her to bed and tucked her in, and none of us said anything about it again.

5. My grandma told me our house was haunted and I said “they seem to be pretty quiet ghosts then.” Right as a cup fell off the counter without anyone near it, I said “that was petty.” And asked my grandma if she wanted to play cards.

6. The heirloom doll that sits in a box under my bed randomly showed up in my windowsill. I figured it was a better spot anyway and left it. It never moved again.

7. I planted some seeds from a box I found in the garage, and the next day all our plants died so I dug them up and put them back, and everything went back to normal.

8. I moved from a room upstairs to one downstairs and my things kept getting thrown into the hall when I wasn’t home, so I stood in the middle of the room and said, “I’m here now. Deal with it.” My stuff never got thrown out after that.

9. My dad told me he’d been hearing strange noises in the living room at night so I moved the bird cage in there and my dad said it stopped that night.

10. I watched a bunch of my books fall off my shelves so I picked up all the fallen ones and gave them to my grandpa and that was the end of it.