Captain's Log

anna • they/he • chicago ☢️half-baked queer from mcr ☢️ art: cafenervosa 🪄 ao3: astyanax

[drfaustusmd]

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[opiumvampire]

this is probably so mean but the “healing my inner teenager” “elder emo group therapy” “it was never a phase 🖤❤️‍🩹” sentiment is so fucking corny and lameeeee im not going to these shows bc i have nostalgia and childhood trauma or whatever im going to them because i like watching the lead singer get berated sexually and the music is good

[opiumvampire]

also theres something really patronizing about people continuing to equate mcr’s music with adolescence/immaturity/emotional instability and the implication that they grew up and now this is some sort of guilty pleasure indulgence or thing theyre doing for a perpetually 13 year old version of themself because theyre insecure about liking mcr at their big age. like girl shut up its a good band you’re allowed to just like them

[99percentprocrastination]

loml, the libby app

[sanguine-humor]

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

[sanguine-humor]

he keeps me sane

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[r2x2]

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

[cbarc]

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

[egonkula]

missed those legs

[mysillycomics]

how to have a sturgeon summer:

1. be quite large

2. use your barbels to find prey among the gravel along the bottom of the river

3. extend your siphon-like mouth to eat small fish, shellfish, and crustaceans

4. launch yourself out of the water and make a big splash just for fun

5. show off them scutes!

you can now enjoy your sturgeon summer

[notnoblog]

When I die at least I blogged obsessively on tumblr

[hotvampireadjacent]

Taylor Swift fans pay $32 for garbage from outside wedding

The garbage was from outside the barriers that surrounded Madison Square Garden for Swift’s wedding. Read more at straitstimes.com. Read mor

[duncebento]

they probably pay $32 for garbage from taylor swift every year-- each time she releases an album!

[kosmogrl]

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[anywhoozles]

[fleshdyke]

the funniest thing abt hannibal fans on this site is the way ppl will post screenshots from the show and be like "HIS SLIME 😍😍😍" and the picture is mads mikkelsen looking like this

[fleshdyke]

that is supposed to say smile.

[theanti90smovement]

oh no…..i think something bad is happening.

[cykelops]

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

[cykelops]

found it