Allura is BAE

fandoms and gay

[rylandsgrace]

First look at The Vampire Lestat (2026)

[newyorkkiss]

3am photography by briscoepark

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[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[dancinginadarkabyss]

My fellow Tumblr denizens may be confused by this image, but trust and believe that the chiveposting that has been happening is in a chef/back-of-house subreddit and everyone has been so so loving and supportive (for line cooks) of this fellow who started it all by wanting to improve their knife skills. He is taking it all in good humor, the edits with the airplanes crashing into "towers" (wrong size long chives) have been consistently funny, and the mod comments of "we WILL continue chiveposting despite the haters of repetitive content bc We Like It" have been a delight. He was a few hours later than he normally posts today and the subreddit was in an uproar bc they feared something had happened to him, but thankfully he uodated with the above image and the shitposting hit the algorithm so hard it was briefly one of the top posts.

Please understand, we love the chive man. His sisyphusian attempts, which are never perfect, gives him an excuse to practice every day and his efforts are rewarded with updoots (high praise on a critical af platform)

Some day he might get bored and not post. Until then, chive on.

[corvlth]

Provide enrichment to your local retired spartan general

[sapphire-of-midgard]

gow textposts that have been sitting in my camera roll rent free for far too long

[phalevolent]

“I asked chatgpt” okay well I asked Phil Lester and he told me table cloths were invented to prevent boners

[queerdnp]

the thing is. you couldn't fucking write this. not even in my wildest dreams did i ever think yeah dan and phil are gonna hard launch and then announce a podcast called hard launch and then the next day they post a selfie in bed and then the next day dan tweets fifty times in one afternoon joking about breaking up and then the next day they're spotted filming at the london eye and then the next day they make their first red carpet appearance in seven years and it's at a gay bdsm film and then the next day it's october 19th and then the next day the first episode of the podcast comes out and they talk about a previously untold gay scandal anecdote

[wrenchswango]

the internet should be funny animal pictures and thats it!

[wrenchswango]

example

[jayce]

[magnusderp]

big mood

[caleforpresident]

I can’t get over this

[leplastiquedick]

me screaming in another plane of existence 

[sadboyfactory]

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

this cured my depression

[markwatney]

somebody fucking save tan france

[gacktova]

[manthadoodle]

My joints as I stand up after having been sitting for awhile:

[nonbinarypastels]

I will never get angry with people who identify as queer because queer is a perfectly legitimate label to call yourself.

Queer people have the right to reclaim the word queer. Queer people have the right to have a Q in the LGBTQIA+ acronym and that does not at all harm or affect anyone who does not identify as queer. Identifying as queer because no other labels fit is a valid reason to identify as queer. Identifying as queer because your identity is complicated and a lot of other labels might fit is a valid reason to identify as queer. Referring to ‘the queer community’, as in the community of people who identify as queer, is not forcing the label on anyone else. Using the term queer to describe inanimate things (books, movies, fictional characters, etc etc etc) is not forcing the label on anyone else. Normalizing the use of the word queer as an identifier is a GOOD thing because it takes away the power to use it as a slur and puts the power back in the hands of actual queer people.

Being queer is not a bad thing. Being queer is beautiful and the word queer is beautiful!

This has been a PSA, enjoy pride month!  💖🌈 

[andreii-tarkovsky]

[voguefitters]

Winnie Harlow attend the Heavenly Bodies: Fashion & The Catholic Imagination Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 7, 2018 in New York City.

[c-rar-deactivated20181026]

Pope Rihanna!