sigurd vagyok

I hate when the peanutbutter sticks to the roof of my mouth.

[heleneofthenorth-blog]

[iconuk01]

I assume this is a reference to some much loved American children’s book series, because this is just insane without context.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Paras is lovely this time of year.

[hoork]

[rickmvx-deactivated20150128]

[sntg]

i think about this video a lot

[harperandmary]

Wtf is going on

[no-chill-at-all]

[csillogospicsavillanto]

mekkora how it’s made!!!!

[youridentityismyreligion]

és már szerencsére senki sincs meg ebből a teamből (Nicola hiányzik egyedül)

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

[choodraws]

variant 

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

[transparasite-deactivated201806]

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

[shellysbees-blog]

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

[puyopuyo]

you KNOW we scavenging the sea floor for nutrients

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Top privilege is being able to eat cheesecake even if you’re lactose intolerant. 

[pissyelliott]

me on a date while he has two bites of his salad

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

This is why we gotta start oppressing tops!

[end0skeletal]

Pelican spiders, also known as assassin spiders, are native to Madagascar, southern Africa, and Australasia. There are about 70 known species. Their long, fang-tipped chelicerae are used to subdue their prey (other spiders) at a safe distance. (x x x x x x x x)

[despazito]

everyone needs to know about ribbon seals

[2meter4you]

fejmagasságban lévő tükrök forever

[tomi-official-deactivated202402]

Ilyen az eylet

[sigurdl]

förtelmes csempe förevör

[thatdiva]

When your history professor schools you in front of the entire world.

[hlwim]

ugh how the fuck do you cover letter

[elf-trash]

Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo.

I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.

With your wisdom, I’m sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation.

As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.

[siderealsandman]

Polite greeting (Greetings, Exalted One)

Self-Introduction (I am Luke Skywalker) 

Establish Credentials (Jedi Knight) 

Explain how you learned of this opportunity (Friend to Captain Solo) 

Establish Purpose (I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.)

Show what you can bring to the organization ( I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.)

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

This actually maps really well.

[homesteadseattle]

[gregmedve-deactivated20210806]

Locsolgatnám.

[mapsontheweb]

Male hairiness.

[righteoussness-deactivated20210]

bye everyone im moving to the bear belt

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

*Dives prostate first into the Mediterranean Sea*

[earsplittingtrumpet]

[mod-kh]

And they say Grindr is a hookup app

[sigurdl]

gay agenda! 

[sigurdl]

ÚRISTN! nem írt kérdőjelent az üzenet végére, hagyom megrohadni a ház előtt!