Excuse The Mess

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[siiiilver]

someone who knows cartoon-y or chibi art and likes katseye PLEASE dm me I have the funniest idea for a katseye meme but I have no ability to create it. I need it to exist PLEASE

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Jaysh Allen, the best quarterback the piltover pills have ever seen

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some guy in the arcane idea room: who is gonna be jayce’s love interest? she’s gotta be interesting

a genius: imagine a peace-loving politician who’s from noxus right

everyone else: okay that’s a cool combo

genius: and her mom is just a fucking baller who also brings twinks with her everywhere

everyone else: what

genius: imagine the biggest dick energy ever, double it, and then put that on an incredibly muscular black woman

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so far the funniest thing abt season two to me is vi and cait. they finally kissed and i was like “damn. they’re lesbians AND cops, their rate of domestic violence must be insane” and two minutes later they immediately start hitting each other

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I’m gonna say it: some of y’all being way too aggressive with forcing homosexuality onto actual straight characters is part of why men still have trouble with genuine platonic relationships.

not everyone doing it but some of y’all mfs interpret EVERYTHING as gay and im so tired of people ignoring the levels and depth of friendship between characters like Viktor and Jayce because you’re horny and annoying about it.

the writers did an excellent job portraying a deep friendship between men, which is not something you see done well a ton in popular media because PEOPLE LIKE YOU STIGMATIZE IT. let men have friendships without sexualizing it.

I’m not saying to not write your horny fanfiction or draw your horny art bc there’s always an AU where you’re right, just that choosing to ignore everything the writers worked to do for male friendship and saying it’s all actually them being gay is willful ignorance and a very similar vibe to men seeing girls be friends and joking about how they wish they’d just have sex.

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every one of you mfs who wouldn’t shut the hell up about how Caitlyn was a super evil and super discriminatory dictator owes us all an apology. we see her in power and ALL she does is tell Ambessa to maybe not use violence for everything and then turns right back to the good guys. y’all just wanted to be mad and whine about something with only made up, out of context evidence that fit your narrative and I hope you learned from this

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if renegade (we never run) isn’t at LEAST in your top 5 songs for the arcane soundtrack of both seasons I’m sorry but I just don’t trust you

[siiiilver]

i was somewhat invested in riverdale back in its era up until they unveiled the latest dangerous drug hitting the streets that was unironically called jingle jangle. what ever happened to good old fashioned cocaine

[kabigon143]

Genuinely motivational image thank you Diego from ice age

[funnytwittertweets]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[girlrose]

the only place i feel i belong is in my BEDROOM on my BED

[mrvelocipede]

Q. What if picot bind-off, but drippy?

[mrvelocipede]

Extremely brief explanation: Do a series of k-yo-k into the top stitch of the picot, then transfer that whole group of stitches to the left-hand needle and bind them all off in order.

A more detailed discussion of picots, with pictures, under the cut.

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[literaphobe]

one of the worst adhd things ever is wanting to trick yourself into doing tasks so you make up fake deadlines to give yourself a sense of pressure but then your adhd goes ‘is that a Real deadline with immediate consequences or a fake one to make our life more organized? :/‘ and then you go ‘it’s a fake one to make our life more organized 😔’ and then the task doesn’t get done

[justneckbeardthings]

[cryptonature]

Learning to delete/mute/block before a negative comment takes root in your mind is a modern survival skill. If you're going to wander the overgrown countryside of the internet, you need to develop a quick eye for ticks.

It's deeply tempting to respond to the "well, actually," to the cruel assumption, to the unjust accusation, to the odious viewpoint. It's tempting because you're defaulting to the etiquette of dinner conversation. This isn't a dinner conversation. Someone is shouting at you from a moving car. Turn away.

[toastbutteregg]

[derutrot]

I had this professor in college that didn’t like to say “bless you,” so he said that every semester he asks each class what they’d like to say when someone sneezes. So he randomly asked this one guy what we should all say when someone sneezes & the guy said “I don’t really care,” as in like he didn’t care what we said when someone sneezes. So from that point on, for the next 16 weeks, when someone sneezed in class the professor looked at them completely straight faced and said, “I don’t really care.”

[birdghost]

I say GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!