ultimate sacrifice

Istuimme hetken yhdessä ja avaruus katsoi meitä

[weaver-z]

What is going on in the brains of r/nosleep writers… how did they not realize that this is absolute peak comedy……

[snapsicle]

you’re laughing. they sent him to the wasp room and you’re laughing

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

[ristpist]

[c3po]

anyone want suckies?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Moo gurt suckies anyone? anyone up for a but of a mooGurt Suckle

[setheverman]

party only starts when the dj blasts that runescape gnome theme

[lotr-shitposts]

[foreveriallyzombified]

during the quarantine, my hair has gotten very long….

my beard has gotten medium because i shaved it but it was very long as welll…

as for my penis length…. well i can’t say that there’s ladies in the room

[foreveriallyzombified]

thank you dear. *waits for her to leave*

[foreveriallyzombified]

*watches to make sure she is gone*

[foreveriallyzombified]

*closes the door gently and turns around to face the reader*

my penis has gotten very long as well.

[jaubaius]

Art Car with singing fish and lobster

[soheltaja]

T Ö N K

[mummer]

“friendly reminder we should not colonize mars 😌" What do you think i'm gonna be able to do about it. Do you think i personally am going to colonize mars

[kirisaika]

[holyboygame]

mama says: trans rights!

[cartoon-hell]

[konoko]

[catasters]

[analienanimeaficionado]

Everytime I watch Catfish I just think of our dumbasses playing mystic messenger.

[ircgalleria]

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

much like the Phoenix, a new dad shall rise from the sawdust reborn