Sikboy-uk

I'll pretty much just use this to post/repost stuff I found funny or interesting. Unless stated otherwise its all stuff I found somewhere, not my own work!

[thebeautifulsoup]

Making cherry jam and inching closer to my woodland cottage dreams

[thebeautifulsoup]

What would you call something somewhere between jam and toffee? Asking for a friend

[sikboy-uk]

Joffee.  Because Tam is a name.

[thebeautifulsoup]

After a night to sleep on it, i am not any less annoyed that Norway didn’t win.

They got the most points in the popular vote, and the highest batch of votes in either the popular or jury sections:

They woz robbed!

The Viz needs to strap itself in and go all-popular vote and stop being cowards. Use the jury through the semis, fine, but the the final should be down to the democratic rule of the people.

[arrestedwesteros]

Michael: You’re building houses in Iraq? Do you know how they punish treason? George: First time. Michael: I’ve never heard of a second. George: I’ve got the worst [bleep]ing attorneys.

Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22

[ submission by @kimberlyoadams ]

[tvshoowsmoovies]

The cast of The Good Place react to the season one finale plot twist. Recorded by Kristen Bell. (x)

[nessa007]

Sister Michael is a savage bitch and I love her

[toadking07]

This is my headcanon for the ending of Pacific Rim. All credit to http://pocketaimee.com/

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[fun-o-physics]

[infernalhera]

[roll1uptwice]

[kingofthepitt]

We have to work together. It’s the End of the World we’re talking about!

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[sikboy-uk]

You know how I occasionally say “You should give some of the Discworld novels a go”?  And you say “I should!” then continue with not reading any discworld novels?

Yeah.  You should read some of the discworld novels.  (Wyrd Sisters specifically in this case)

[doctorwho]

It’s about time for a message from your Doctor. 

The Doctor Who Global Premiere, Sunday, October 7 on @bbcamerica and @bbcone. 

[xenosagaepisodeone]

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

[thebeautifulsoup]

yesterday i felt so productive and creative and today i just… don’t

[sikboy-uk]

Must be Thursday.  I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

[vixibombae]

best moments in gaming journalism

journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity

that’s it

[vixibombae]

highlights:

“What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”

“The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”

all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes

“Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”

(after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”

[tramampoline]

S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages. K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy. M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter? K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.

[michigrim]

HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE BACKSTORY THOUGH

JAKE ADELSTEIN COVERS THE YAKUZA BEAT AS A FREELANCE JOURNALIST AND JUST HAPPENS TO KNOW THESE DUDES

[thebeautifulsoup]

@sikboy-uk

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[dafterwho]

don’t try it

[pervocracy]

Every social network should have a button for “Stop trying to be clever with algorithms and just show me the posts of everyone I follow, in the order they were posted.”