Arrested Westeros

Game of Thrones & Arrested Development, together at last.

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Marta: So you’re saying there’s no one that you’re even interested in? Michael: There was somebody for a little while, but it was too much of a brother. Bother.

Marta Complex - 1x12

[ submission by @shoomlah ]

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Lucille: He’s had business classes. Buster: W-W-Wait. 18th-century agrarian business, but I guess it’s all the same principles. Let me ask you, are you at all concerned about an uprising?  

Pilot - 1x01

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J. Walter Weatherman: And that’s why you always leave a note.

Pier Pressure - 1x10

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Narrator: Hey, that’s the name of the show.

Forget Me Now - 3x03

[ submission from @shoomlah ]

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Michael: You’re building houses in Iraq? Do you know how they punish treason? George: First time. Michael: I’ve never heard of a second. George: I’ve got the worst [bleep]ing attorneys.

Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22

[ submission by @kimberlyoadams ]

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Michael: Let’s burn this son of a bitch. It’s going to be our best summer ever, buddy.

Top Banana - 1x02 [ submission from @frank_e_conlon ]

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A BOYFIGHTS COOKOUT

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“I’ve made a huge mistake.”

[ submission by @lissabt & @amandaach ]

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G.O.B.: Great speech last night. Michael: Really? What did it inspire you to do, kill somebody? G.O.B.: Getting there.

Marta Complex - 1x12 [ submission by @shoomlah ]

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Michael: What have we always said is the most important thing? George Michael: Breakfast. Michael: Family. George Michael: Family, right. I thought you meant of the things you eat.  

Pilot - 1x01

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GOB: But where did the lighter fluid come from? 

Burning Love - 2x09

[ submission by David S. ]

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Michael: You’re going to get some hop-ons.

Key Decisions - 1x04

[ submission from... everyone ;) ]

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GOB: Sweet blade. Shopkeeper: It’s the Sword of Destiny. It’s full of ancient magic. GOB: Oh, yeah? You into magic?

Sword of Destiny - 2x15

[ submission from Kristi P ]

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Ann Veal: You must teach me, George Michael. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.

Meat the Veals - 2x16

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Buster: Hey, Father-Uncle Dad

Prison Break-In - 3x07

[ submission from Fiona Heeron ]

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Michael: Are you serious? Wayne Jarvis: Almost always. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.

Sad Sack - 2x05

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Uncle Jack: Swoop me, Dragon!

Ready, Aim, Marry Me, 2x10 And a bonus, thank you Nathan Bearofoats: