Opossum in a human suit

Pun. 30s. She/Her. Art Historian with a fandom streak. She/her. Basically existing for my cat. Sometimes I draw: https://riadraws.tumblr.com/

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Do you recognize this TV theme song? #562

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Voting ended onMay 11

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

[koala2all]

My dear friend Johnathan Harker has begun his lovely food blog as he travels through the countryside of Transylvania. Hope his journey is smooth and his business concludes swiftly!

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[gayteensupreme]

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

[littlestpersimmon]

Hi everyone.

I am a disabled illustrator with a life limiting disease, and I would like to be hired to paint your cats so I can recover my supply of my levothyroxine, metformin and liveraid.

50 usd apiece, I will paint your cat for you. First come, first serve- ETA is 3-5 weeks, but when my health permits, earlier. There will be a public list on the commission progress, as well.

Thank you so much, I hope I can work for you!

Buy a portrait here!:

https://ko-fi.com/c/345624a7c3

Personalized Cat Portraits

Commission available on Ko-fi.com

[infernalhera]

"Everyone's using AI to write nowadays."

Not me! I just look at my unfinished fanfiction and novels and get an upset tummy from guilt like God fucking intended.

[whorejolras]

og here but I had to enjolrasify

[legaltreble]

[whorejolras]

[dykeionysus]

credit to @empressofkashyr

[wizardpostsdotorg]

you may be the love interest but he keeps me in his party bc of my witty remarks and funny party banter

[cryotrash]

A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments.

(And starring my disaster boys Jack and Al, of course)

[cryotrash]

Happy belated anniversary to the Sandwich Comic, this is exclusively how my characters are recognised now 🏆 💜

[bimbomoviebash]

The Secret of NIMH, 1982

[ferenhights]

Huntr/x Demon Days

[kyoshichart]

tarot cards with bg3 characters

[drchucktingle]

Katie is thrilled to score tickets for the USA men’s hockey finals, but after a strange turn of events, she’s even more excited to find herself up close and personal with the team’s T-Rex star player, Flonto Breem.

The two set off on a first date, and things are going well, until questions about Flonto’s political affiliation start bubbling to the surface. It’s not long before Katie realizes that all the goodwill she’d felt for this dinosaur hockey player was misinformed, and that Flonto is a full on MAGA dork.

Looks like there won’t be any pounding tonight! Unless, of course, the USA women’s team and their star triceratops are somewhere nearby!

This tale is 4,100 words of sexless disappointment that the T-Rex you thought was cool is actually an authoritarian bootlicker.

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please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK out now. get it here or on tingleverse patreon

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Re-Run Friday #43: Do you recognize this TV theme song?

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Voting ended onMar 6

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Do you recognize this TV theme song? #386

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Voting ended onFeb 26

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Series: X-Men: Evolution (2000-2003)

Composer: William Kevin Anderson

[cardinalcrowbar]

If you ever feel like you’ve done the dumbest thing in the world, just remember these two burglars that broke into the apartment occupied by three generations of Wolverines, and their pet wolverine.

[kirame90]

This is actually pretty comforting.

[cryptonature]

It’s really that simple.

Withhold time/resources from organizations building an anti-human future