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@silent-or-something
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! (And whatever you are.)
I have come to announce one thing:
I feel no remorse for my existence. It took a long time to reach this conclusion, and if you think I should be ashamed for it, you can go select yourself and turn your opacity to 0%.
thank you.
please help these guys have me locked in the storage crate it’s cold and I’m out of caffeine send help he’s gonna take the pheoodjdhrgrjsjdek
*LOUD METAL CHAIR.*
I swear I give that damn HR rat one chance to get us a raise and he goes on TUMBLR off all websites.
Oh! You! Hey! So!
I’m an alien. Long story, but if I’m orange, it’s plot relevant. How’s the mines? No more portals I hope?
So, after some careful consideration (And tying up the HR rep assigned to this cave), me and the other folks have decided to just work around it.
Only problem is that some booth kept appearing in the lands the portal connected to for like a week straight. It seems the portal has changed destination, though.
Dunno how to respond to this, but here’s a photo of pizza.
How was your day :?
Boring, and Yet Not. I can’t tell if I did nothing, or if nothing just decided to pop up in my life as a concept.
I.E. “Can One do Nothing? How much can one ‘do nothing’ before nothing becomes something?
I think I need sleep.
What would you do if you became a magical boy (magical girl but boy)
Magic missile headed straight for stouffer‘s HQ. Those guys know what they did.
My ass looking at you rising from the grave
Eh, I’ll return there in 4 minutes.
Have you seen project hail mary?
nah. Haven’t felt like it, so I haven’t watched it.
You know what?
ask me anything. RIGHT NOW. I’m not asking. As for me? I’ll reply when I feel like it, which is exactly…
2 weeks or more.
Do people ACTUALLY wanna hear how you’re doing when you ask? Because I’ve just been saying the truth (respectfully of course)
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
your autistic friend you try to ignore: did you know that humans can contract mad cow disease by eating a cow who had previously contracted it
DID YOU KNOW?
Mad cow disease was actually one of the theorized causes of the Knox Event in Project Zomboid’s lore, being brought up in regards to Spiffo’s Burgers.
The Project Zomboid wiki states:
Many people believe something in the Spiffo'smeat is the cause of the outbreak; the next evolutionary step for Mad Cow disease. "I've been warning people for years. It's in the meat. We've been feeding our cows on their own kind. Misfolded prions. Brain matter fed back into the food chain. These prions have been building up in countless generations of cattle. This is quite clearly a neurological disorder." - Professor Peter Endsleigh
have you tried the anchovies <3<3
Yes I have. I prefer pineapple. My dear anon, are you quite done?
@t0nn1x WASN'T ME
I know I have NO part to play in this, but it totally was.
Just a question.
I need to know from the masses, do y’all ever get pissed off whenever something messes up your routine?
For example: If someone sits in my spot during my lunch break (where I sit EVERY SINGLE DAY), it makes me irrationally annoyed, if not angry.
dogposting
This is Abbey. Cutest dog of 2026, even if it’s only February.
Uhhhh fym there’s runes in the rocks? Where are you dude?? And can I help???
So, uhh.. I did some looking (consulting the drill crew), and apparently those weren’t runes.
In short: there is now a literal portal to god knows where in the south mines.
in long: It was a portal… because of course it is. I don’t know who put it here, or why it’s here, but it just so happens that corporate won’t let us stop drilling.
the good news: The portal WAS sealed, and we repaired the drill.
the bad news: The drill opened the portal, so now our drill’s in another dimension, corporate’s angry, and the foreman got turned to ASH.
Broski
life
Use ur tumblr
Maybe in 2 weeks. Still fishing the forbidden knowledge through the depths
